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NEWS: This Fucking Cat has Two Goddamned Tongues!

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Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

OCT 14, 2005 01:30 AM

CULTURE: This Fucking Cat has Two Goddamned Tongues!

Move over, Pat Robertson. I've got your sign of the coming apocalypse right here. A total fucking mutant cat in North Carolina was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.

Owner Bill Whittington told a North Carolina TV station that he noticed the cat's second tongue in December. He said he yelled when he saw the tongues flicker.

He also said people laugh when he tells them about the cat -- until they see the tongues.

Whittington said Ripley's Believe It Or Not will feature Five Toes in its 2006 guide.

Holy fucking shit. Are there any nuclear facilities near Dobson, N.C.?

jake_lex

Lexington, KY

February 2003

OCT 14, 2005 09:03 AM

Holy fucking shit, that's a weird fucking cat. I'm glad my fucking cat only has one fucking tongue, because I don't know how the fuck you'd feed a fucking cat with two fucking tongues.

Fuck!

TReBlah

I'm lost

March 2005

OCT 14, 2005 09:03 AM

i want an extra tongue

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

OCT 14, 2005 09:04 AM

How many toes do cats usually have on a paw?

[Edited on Oct 14, 2005 by PointBlank]

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

OCT 14, 2005 09:05 AM

PointBlank said:
How many toes to cats usually have on a paw?

Four toes.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

OCT 14, 2005 09:05 AM

Apparently, he's quite the ladies cat.

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

OCT 14, 2005 09:07 AM

jake_lex said:
Holy fucking shit, that's a weird fucking cat. I'm glad my fucking cat only has one fucking tongue, because I don't know how the fuck you'd feed a fucking cat with two fucking tongues.

Fuck!

Thank you for helping the Newswire meet our profanity quotient for the week! It's Friday, and I suddenly realized there hadn't been nearly enough swearing in this week's articles or comments.

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA

December 2003

OCT 14, 2005 09:12 AM

Somewhere on the net, 10,000 bestiality fans have had a spontaneous religious awakening.

[Edited on Oct 14, 2005 by PatrickY]

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

OCT 14, 2005 09:27 AM

Suicidegirls, meet Sgt. Death, my sister's kitty. He has more toes than he has braincells- 6 one one foot and 5 on all the others. He only has one tongue, though.

Thse kitties are the next stage in cat evolution. They have thumbs! THUMBS! As soon as they learn how to work a can opener, our number is prety much up.

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

OCT 14, 2005 09:30 AM

Nic said:

Suicidegirls, meet Sgt. Death, my sister's kitty. He has more toes than he has braincells- 6 one one foot and 5 on all the others. He only has one tongue, though.

Thse kitties are the next stage in cat evolution. They have thumbs! THUMBS! As soon as they learn how to work a can opener, our number is prety much up.

those cats with thumbs terrify me

Lior

United Kingdom

August 2005

OCT 14, 2005 09:30 AM

Awesome. I want a kitty with thumbs, the extra tongues I can live without.

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

OCT 14, 2005 09:31 AM

hah awesome and he's a black cat too

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

OCT 14, 2005 09:58 AM

TReBlah said:
i want an extra tongue

who wouldn't?!

Piksy

Columbia, SC

July 2004

OCT 14, 2005 11:12 AM

cats normally have 5 toes per front paw, 4 per back paw. i have a cats thats polydactyl (has extra toes) that has 7 on her front feet but her back feet are normal.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

OCT 14, 2005 11:19 AM

Come on, I'm sure the animals inbreed just as much as the people do in NC.

[Edited on Oct 14, 2005 by Al]

Asrai

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

OCT 14, 2005 11:40 AM

Al said:
Come on, I'm sure the animals inbreed just as much as the people do in NC.

[Edited on Oct 14, 2005 by Al]

Yeah, that what I was thinking even though I grew up here. Its just another weird thing to add to the list... thank NC for the 2 tongued cat, the 600 pound woman and krispy kreme.

Ramona

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 14, 2005 12:05 PM

aww it looks like my roommate's cat! only with two tongues... my roommate's cat only has a freakishly large head.

yeah that's a little weird...

Cathedral

Toledo, OH

August 2005

OCT 14, 2005 11:43 PM

"tounged"

Rested

Houston, TX

June 2004

OCT 14, 2005 11:48 PM

It doesnt matter if a cat has two tongues...just as long as they have the limited set of 9 lives is enough for me to not give one crap about a pussy.

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

OCT 14, 2005 11:50 PM

Lior said:

Awesome. I want a kitty with thumbs, the extra tongues I can live without.

Fuck!

That's what it looks like? I guess I envisioned more of a forked tongues thing than a stacked tongues thing.

*shudders*

Vaux

I'm lost

January 2008

OCT 14, 2005 11:54 PM

That's some weeeeeird shit, man.

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 15, 2005 12:02 AM

Cathedral said:

"tounged"

That picture-caption writer is a veteran cyber-sexer, clearly.

MightySpork

Sherman Oaks, CA

October 2003

OCT 15, 2005 12:45 AM

I loves me some freak animals

Callahan

Seattle, WA

February 2005

OCT 15, 2005 01:00 AM

with tongue power like that, I bet that cat could get a job as front man for kiss if he wanted.

Calypso

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 15, 2005 01:13 AM

My mom's cat is polydactyl. Weird.

The two-tongued thing is bitchin'.

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