halloween costume?

I am gonna be Jesus as my actual costume for halloween. However, an old friend is having a party and his wife is really religious, so that's out for that. I'm gonna be either Solid Snake, or, if my costume does not freaking get here, I am wearing a refrigerator box painted green, with Honda written on it. I am the element...

I'm going as Faye Dunnaway as Joan Crawford in "Mommy Dearest".

Complete with wire hanger

I'm going to be the Mad Hatter

I'm going to be the ghost of shit-faced future.

Mint and I are going to be elves. I was too cheap to buy elf ears tho and so I opted out for a purple wig. The elf ears would've been too white for my complexion anyway

hunter s.

Dorothy!

yeah, but he was naked.

We didn't go to any parties this year, but next year Mrs. 13 and I are thinking of being the angel and devil. We'll sneak up behind people, perch on their shoulders, and whisper in each ear. Costumes should be relatively simple.

I've wanted to come up with a see-through zebra costume, but it seems too difficult. It would probably be made with some clear material with the black stripes painted on. The two people inside would either wear something white or flesh-colored. I doubt it will ever be made, but the concept makes me smile.

I had hoped to be Capt. Jack Sparrow, but I ended up being Joe Dirt.

I'm sober in this pic and I look kind of pissed about it.

You kind of look HOT.