Worst Three Movies of All Time!

Burial Ground, aka Le Notti del Terrore. I don't know why Italy had such a fucking fascination with zombie movies, or why I can't find a very good example of their attempts, but this is by far the worst. Peter Bark alone made it hard to watch.

The Covenant. I don't ask for a lot when it comes to movies. I'll see something if it seems like it might have cool-looking effects, or good cinematography, or be kind of fun, or whatever. I swear that's why I let my roommate drag me to this. I'll never forget our vow a half-hour into this flick:

"Ok, we'll give it another half-hour, and if it doesn't stop sucking, we'll leave."

:ten minutes later:

"ONLY FUCKING TEN MINUTES??? SWEET FUCKING... Let's go."

ONLY movie I've ever walked out of.

Truth or Dare: A Critical Madness Just because. It was baaaad. I hope Nick_Heretic never makes me watch this again.

Stop or My Mom will Shoot - just awful, really, really awful

Earaserhead - hate this film almost as much as I hate the oen above

The Excorsist - Simply for the part when the mum hears a roar in the loft and decided she must have mice, since when did mice roar you stupid stupid woman? It ruined the entire film for me and made me hate it

That was one of those movies that looked kinda vaguely interesting at first glance, but as I saw more and, well, the reviews, I decided to steer way, way clear. Sounds like that was a good plan.

Nacho Libre
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Spanglish

Mainly because they were major disappointments for me.

Hmm....so many bad movies, and only 3 to choose from...

I'd say 3 that come to mind are..

1) Pearl Harbor-- instead of focusing on the event, it becomes some cheesy love story , totally inaccurate story and Hollywoodized beyond belief

2) Dumb and Dumberer -- aptly named movie

3) Epic Movie

I'll add more later, and those are only based on movies I've seen, although I heard Borat was pretty dumb. Anyone see that ?

Either my eyes are deceiving me, or I have yet to see a single mention of Master of Disguise. Seriously, Dana Carvey is funny...but why?

What I recall of Black Knight was horrid.

I'm not a Tom Hanks fan, but I'm surprised Cast Away got no mention either. Wilson should have gotten paid better than Hanks.

Clueless

I can't think of any others that were as bad as that movie. Even Doom had some minor entertainment value.

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should also have said U571, for totalling changing the facts of who and how the Enigma Machine was captured.

To the best of my knowledge, wasn't it self-financed by a car salesman (or something like that) who simply had a dream to make a movie one day?

Yes, something along those lines.

The best way to enjoy that movie, is through the review on
agonybooth.com (where I got the information in the spoiler)

Always hard to choose just 3 worst movie, I'll add to the Manos 2 of my favorite other reviews from agonybooth:
Batman & Robin.
Superman 3

Battlefield Earth : turned what was a pretty good book into the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen..thanks Jon Travolta you fucking jackass.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zisou: first movie I've ever walked out on. I left 40 minutes in, I couldn't take anymore. I was very disappointed. Expected more from it.

All 3 Star Wars prequels: The only saving grace in any of them was Ewan Mcgregor. Liam Neeson was good in the first one as well. But Samuel Jackson as a Jedi Master? LOL. The fight scenes weren't to bad..well put together. But Hayden Christenson is one of the worst actors I have ever seen. I suck, and I could have played Anakin better I have no doubt. The scripts were terrible. And as much as I love Natalie Portman...I will never forget the worst fucking line ever uttered in almost any movie...."Hold me like you did on Naboo". STUPID!! Need I even mention the end of Ep 3 when newly named Vader raises his arms and goes "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I grew up seeing the originals when they came out and loved the originals so much. Thanks Lucas for ruining what was once great you large asshole.

dude, ERASERHEAD was lynch's final project to the american film institute. any success it enjoyed afterwards was a sheer testament to the subversive and often misunderstood (or should i say not understood) genius that is david lynch. he is one of the proto-typical 'alternative' directors of my generation. eraserhead is one of the most freakishly intense movies ive ever seen. i wanted to dislike it on so many levels, but it was such an incredible experience from moment one for me, that i have to put it near the top of my favorites all-time. kind of like GUMMO.

THE EXORCIST??? one of the best horror flicks ever loses its integrity with you because of some bs tangent??? does not compute.

that other piece of poop you listed belongs here, and ill agree ERASERHEAD is debatable, but i defy you to find one other person on the planet who would put THE EXORCIST here.

what are you smoking? maybe it affected your spelling, too.

Actually, in my previous top 3 I screwed modern. If we're talking about the worst movie of all-time, then I can say without a shadow of a doubt that this is the worst cinema atrocity ever committed...


That's it, that's the list!

If you haven't seen it, don't. If you have (in any form), then you can share my pain. I haven't watched it in months, and I still feel the pain.

Actually, I really really didn't like the Exorcist. I didn't think it was remotely scary. I thought, in fact, that it was dreadfully dull. But it probably doesn't belong on a "worst movies of all time" list.

as for the list they happen to be the three films that I sat through and enjoyed the least, therefore they make up my list of Worst Three Movies of All time. It's quite simple really, the clue is in the title to the thread

as for the spelling, like I could care less

im frightened to ask, but what are some of your favorite movies?

my profile you'll find them there.

no Citizen Kane I'm afraid, or other favourite film snob films. Just the ones I happend to enjoy watching the most

i like all the ones i recognize. breakfast at tiffanys is a film snob film. excellent movie, too. i end up liking most of the film snob films and a lot of others, too.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer

Flesh Eating Mothers <--the premise is that a venereal disease turns an entire town of two-timing mothers into cannibals! Sounded promising, but alas, no.

Anything with Anne Heche, but most notably Wag the Dog and the Psycho remake. I want my life back that I spent watching those turds.

1) Queen of the Damned.
Giant steaming heap of shit which totally bastardises the book.

2) Cradle of Fear.
Just...........................why?!

3) The Wicker Man remake with Nicolas Cage.
Don't get me started on this one.