Worst Three Movies of All Time!

Post the worst three movies you have ever seen and if you would like the reason why they are the worst three ever!

Torque
The Crow: Wicked Prayer
Stuck on You

The Land Before Time 2 - What the fuck...they turned it into a musical! The first one was so good, then they milked it fucking dry and created 38 straight to video sequals!

Meet the Feebles - Yah it's a cult classic and what not, but for fucks sake I couldn't get through the entire movie because I was honestly nautious

Mulholland Drive - I don't care if anyone tries to defend this steaming pile! You can't turn something that was supposed to be a T.V. series into a two hour fucking movie and have it make any sense. "Oh but David Lynch wanted to make it confusing. Your supposed to solve the quiz through clues in the film." you say? I don't give a shit! The acting and plot were atrocious...It made me want to go home and masturbate...while weeping. (by the way that was the most ridiculous yet hilarious scene in film history.)

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Too Fast Too Furious
Prelude to a Kiss
The Phantom

these are all i could remember, I am sure that there are others locked deep in my psyche

valentine
joe vs. the volcano
the brothers grimm.

dude! where's my car

Showgirls and xXx are all of the ones I could think of off the top of my head...

Manos: The Hands of Fate -- So bad, even the crew of the Satellite of Love couldn't make it funny.

Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace -- There isn't enough space on the internet for all the reasons that movie sucked.

Deep Blue Sea -- Even people watching HBO 9 at 4AM don't deserve this movie. Also "my hat is like a shark's fin! my hat is like a shark's fin!"

Forrest Gump
Night Patrol
Battlefield Earth

the first 3 shitty movies i can think of:

be cool
once upon a time in mexico
batman & robin

Also, related to Star Wars: Ep1 in the pissing off fans who've waited decades for something department: Alien vs Predator.

No shit. Even Lance Henriksen couldn't make that dreck watchable.

[Edited on Oct 09, 2005 by TheBastard]

Dumb and Dumberer
Mulholland Drive (A diservice to lesbians and bisexuals everywhere)
Showgirls-Jesus Christ! (That's all I have to say about this movie).

Thats what happens the you let Paul Anderson (of Resident Evil fame) direct a movie comtaining classic scifi creatures...he extremeifys them.

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Not the three worst, just movies that I've seen and despised:

Batman and Robin - just think of all that money they wasted

Pearl Harbor

Braveheart - I saw nothing of substance in this movie and I was bored senseless.
Everyone I know just loves it but I can't figure out why. "Freeeeedom!"...I mean...c'mon.

Rabid
Donnie Darko
Hmmm...can't think of a 3rd, though I do think 'American Beauty' was seriously over rated.

Saw.

There's enough bad about that movie that it's all three of mine.

1.) The Brothers Grimm
2.) Van Helsing
3.) Star Wars: Episode III

what, nobody's named Waterworld yet?

not sure what else. I so rarely see movies... (but I was in Waterworld, so I had to watch)

Dune (any version at any time has sucked sucked sucked)
EP1
Dick Tracy

anything by Troma. I mean I love 'em, I probably own about 15 of thier movies but they truly are amazingly awful films!

Freddy Got Fingered
Robot Monster
Eeegah!

I saw the last 25 minutes of House of the Dead on cable, and I'm sure as hell not going back and watching the whole thing so I can say for sure, but that must be a contender.

Joe's Apartment- I took a girl to see this for our first date because it is what she wanted to see, needless to say it didn't last

The Cat in the Hat- I seriously was PISSED that I spent time watching that steaming heap of elephant dung!

Any Steven Segal movie...ugggh he almost makes me puke in my mouth a little bit