NEWS: Tom Cruise Again Proves He's Not Gay

CULTURE: Tom Cruise Again Proves He's Not Gay

Tom Cruise has gone and done it: Katie Holmes, Cruise's fiancee that he's been creepily excited about, is knocked up.

Holmes, who was about 14 years old when Cruise and Kidman had their first child, has not made a statement on how far along the pregnancy is, or on the gender of the child. I'm guessing it'll be a Scientologist.

So I will get to see the Anti-Christ in my lifetime...sweet!

How the hell did McShorty Pants climb all the way to impregnate tall ass Katie Holmes?

Proves nothing.

If the kid proves he can do the Action Sequence Google-Eyes like his dad, that would be a surer indicator, but even then it's no guarentee he wasn't sired by Bruce Willis or Michael J. Fox.

gross, tom cruise makes me wanna puke poor katie

Pfft. My mom was married to a guy who's dad left his mom for another dude after the last kid left for college. Marriage, having children, proves nothing.

yeah, right. gay like a fox

that made more sense in my head

Mission: Impossible, indeed.

i reckon

useing my amasing skills to see inside toms house

that they were on a bed lyeing down somhow

i can 99% guarentee that they didn't do it standing up

"Again"?

We're all gonna die.

That may not make sense, but it was awesome

"Tom Cruise Again Tries to Prove He's Not Gay" would probably be a better title, eh.

fox's are gay though



[Edited on Oct 05, 2005 by G1]

Okay, so he and Nicole Kidman had to adopt because....? Interesting, Nicole may have been taller, but ...or she just refused to let him touch her.

Im pretty sure Tom Cruise wouldnt be the sort of guy to take things lying down though.

I was just wondering what the first proof was. That one scene in Risky Business where he uncomfortably fondled a ridiculously hot Rebecca DeMornay or that time in Top Gun when he had to get charged up in the Gayest Volleyball Game Ever before sticking it to Kelly McGillis.

Looks like we now know who where's the pants AND the stilettos in this relationship!

I think is when he showed up as a greased up cowboy elf in Legend II: Electric Boogaloo

*runs in*

PREGNANT BEARD!

*runs out*

i dunno
i reckon he dose

in the right situations,

Weren't their children adopted? Nicole and Tom's, I mean?

All I can say to this news is :

Hehe good one