100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice

I wish I was kidding. I'm still not sure if this funny or just plain sad. Brace yourself


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[Edited on Oct 05, 2005 by IBurnToday]

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If this isn't in the bible as a harbinger, it should be.

He's asian now?

Last time I checked he was Native American. and fat

meh. honorary japanese. any gaijin that's recognized as a sensei by other japanese grand masters, and was at any time actively sought out by japanese to learn japanese martial arts, is at least somewhat asian by osmosis.

I thought they already had a drink for Steven Segall fans called Milwaukee's Best.

I believe it is really Nati Lite Ice sir, stop triyng to confuse his fans. Geez.

I totally hated this guy for the longest time. Now that I see this product my hate has transformed into something stronger and deeper. Is there a name for this emotional state?

I think past hate it goes back full circle into love, i would suggest buying a poncho and growing a ponytail... alright now wheres my Pimp Juice (tm).

HA!

why the fuck does it say "Asian Experience Energy Drink" on the can? like, i just dont have the time to make it over to Kyoto, but fuck it I'll just run down to the 7-11 and cop myself a lightning bolt... mmm taste the Asian, what an experience....

What the hell!!!!! Why people why!!!!!

Well if he can do it, I wanna do it!

too much man for ya?
not for me baby.







not too much man for me.

The silk feels good against my fat body

Dude, stephen segal is the awesomest. I'd totally drink that soda cause y'know, i mean he's got a ton of rad moves and he can totally throw meth freaks from the woods through windows even though they broke like 7 bar stools over his crotch. I mean, that guy is bad ass, and he doesn't take shit from anyone. If you, like, stabbed is first born to death he'd still be all polite and shit while he broke your neck. That's a gentlemen.


Edited to say If I drank that soda, I bet I could do meth and throw people through windows too.

[Edited on Oct 05, 2005 by One_Pure_Thought]

This is so fucking awesome.

That's called "diarrhea".

ha!..straight to video

My money's on the black dude in the hat.

Where else can I get this. Looks like my new party drink.

Eeewww!

Its got goji berry juice in it which is yummy and good for you, but what the fuck flavour is Asian experience? And cherry flavours with the goji?

All I can think of is Penny Arcade's Fruit Fucker 2000.

Best product slogan EVAR

[Edited on Oct 06, 2005 by Burning_In_Water]

That's the greatest ever!!! He's not just an actor... he's an herbal specialist.