NEWS: Nicolas Cage Sires Superman

CULTURE: Nicolas Cage Sires Superman

Nicolas Cage, everyone's favorite overactor, has just became a new father- his wife Alice Kim Cage gave birth to a son, which they named...

... ready for it?

Kal-El Coppola Cage.

You can read about it here. We here at Suicidegirls.com congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Cage on giving birth to what is sure to be the best-named kid since Awesome McBallsalot Johnson.

At least it's not named Pilot Inspektor.

He is Jor-El! Master of Nomenclature.

[Edited on Oct 04, 2005 11:34AM]

Ah, yes... Pilot Inspektor. The only tragically uncool thing I've ever heard Jason Lee do.

And as for naming your child after a supremely powerful alien superhero who represents the American ideal? No pressure, kid.

Betcha they call him Clark!

Kal Cage?

My grandson loves his movies!

Like I said in the celeb group, if you want to name your kid after Superman then just name him Superman.

Damn. He just doomed his kid to kneel before Zod.

Think I'm gonna have to name my first kid Zod now.

he could have done so much better:

bird cage
rib cage
shark cage
bat n. cage
blah cage
pa cage

and my favorite, lee cage.

I thought his namesake, Luke Cage, would have been the most obvious choice.

Then again, Superman kicks the shit out of Powerman.

That just stuck out to me, because my name in a video game (Anarchy Online) was Ballsy McAwesome. Sorry, but I needed to share.

What about Johnny Cage....then Nick could teach him the Shadow Kick...i hear it runs in the family.

that is fucking way to sad beyond words...

I thought Cage was just his stage name. I'm surprised he would give his child that name.

i still think that the kid's middle name should be clark. and they definitely need to get him a superman onesie. hehe, super-kid. he'll never top jack-jack tho. jack-jack>supernick.

They could have named him Apple.

Hey, Nick Cage. They've already started filming the new Superman movie. Naming your son after Superman isnt going to get you into the movie.

At one point about 8 years ago they were thinking about doing that very thing. But even the morons in the movie business realized that the guy would be the pussiest superman EVER.


P.S.

I'm totally going to beat the shit out of that kid when he gets old enough...so in like 3 years....just to say I won a fight with superman.

What was that Jason Lee named his kid? Something fucking stupid...

Oh yeah. "Pilot Inspektor". I shit you not.

He will only come back more powerful than you can ever imagine.

He should have done what I'm gonna do and name his kid "The"...Tell me some kid named "The Cage" wouldn't terrorize the playground!

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That kid better learn to fight because in highschool when they learn were he was named from ass kicking for lunch buddy.

Can you charge a parent for child abuse for stoopid namming.

I think naming your kid Kal-El is pretty awesome. The kid could have a worse name. Pilot Inspektor was already mentioned.

Or Jermajesty.

I don't know if I should be jealous of the kid or feel sorry for him.