NEWS: Sex Is Too Safe In The Movies

They use one in The Forty Year Old Virgin{/I].

I think the scariest part is that there is a group of people who think movies represent a social norm. If you want to worry about something in movies, screw safe sex and worry about traffic safety - that's some scary shit.

And comparing that to the episode where she and spike nearly bring a house down on top of themselves, which was a great episode, we reach an unavoidable conclusion.
Sex with condoms sucks, sex with vampires rules... or something.

I see that Booty Call, where half the zany hijinks Jamie Foxx and Tommy Davidson get into happen as a result of their search for condoms, got ignored once again.

What!? You can't? Gotta go!

Not to mention the generation of secret agents movies have ruined. All those poor bastards going around giving their first and last names out, even when they're supposed to be in disguise.

What a wonderful idea. We should return to the days of morality plays. Perhaps we could also return to Victorian morals and a state-mandated religion.

Woopee... I think I'm going to go live under a rock now, so that I don't go on a killing spree.

I think people who sit around watching movies all day to research shit like this, should really be spending their time doing more important research.

i can't believe this is considered "top news" and the nomination of another supreme court justice got bumped?

I've never seen James Bond poop either.

Come on! You'd do it if you could. I know I would. And I'd sleep like a baby...

Films are meant to be a couple of hours of escapism for us; most of them are derived from (and fuel for) our fantasies. In an ideal world we could have unprotected sex without having to worry about deadly S.T.D's and unwanted pregnancies. Of course in reality, we all know the sobering and often harrowing truth, but it's nice to daydream and pretend that we can be spontaneous, carefree and invincible for a couple of hours - even if it is only by watching a DVD.