Say something nice about yourself

i will start, and say that i do care about myself and people.

That im not a square anymore.

And i dont mean personality wise, I mean physically. Someone told me that I used to have a square body...now I don't really know what to think of myself.

I am the greatest living thing to ever grace this floating hunk of supernova debris

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I have no cavities.

I'm almost a fucking saint

But really...I'm a sweet person, and I do alot of volunteer work to help both animals and people.

I am very, very altruistic.
I can spell "altruistic."
I have a really nice pussy.

I am the funniest person anyone on general chat in World of Warcraft has ever encountered. Seriously.

I'm really good at making lots of stuff.... and I'm hot.

The most honest person ever... and absolutely fucking insane.

im honest
im faithful
i am very caring
i am aggressive with my life goals
im cute

I'm kind, yet I don't tolerate bullshit.

You can probably bounce a quarter off my ass.

I am the most understanding, least judgmental person on the fucking planet. I know that's not very believable based on how opinionated I am, but trust me, it's the truth. And I only lie when I REALLY need to cover my ass.

Some days I actually think I'm ridiculously pretty. And then I come back to earth.

I'm most likely smarter than you.

Yeah.

Well I can wash out forty four pairs of socks
And have ’em on the line
You know I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
’fore you can count from one to nine
I can slip up a great big dip up of lard from a drippings can
Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping, and be back before it melts in
the pan.

I can cook really well.
I am great at reading aloud.
Good at Nintendo.
I can deep-throat.
I have an eye for color.

I'm very photogenic.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH. OH. OHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

No.

i pwn n00bs

i have nice shoes, it says so in my testimonials

I'm pretty smart. I can juggle a lot of responsibilities and still do everything well.

And, I'm really, really good in bed.

she's a cutie...................oh shit............wait...............yourself, yourself............Im a cutie!

I'm a douche bag.

Kosomot is a douche bag.

Wait, I think I misunderstood the question.

[Edited on Sep 30, 2005 by unravled]

I can get screwed over by people and still not be too cynical.




(that may or may not be true)

I can cook fabulous tofu.

I'm smart!

I can fix stuff by myself.

I love the people who love me.

I'm a great programmer.

I'm not bad-lookin' either.

I have a good ear for music and love to harmonize (or would if my voice wasn't so out of shape).

I'm a good person to talk to when you're depressed. I don't know why, but people who didn't even like me have come to me to talk about shit.