If you've ever read reports from Scott Stevens, weatherman at Channel 6 News in Pocatello, Idaho, you'd know that the recent rash of strong hurricanes has nothing to do with global warming, natural trends, or any other weather theory out there.

No, according to Mr. Stevens, we're all pawns in a global weather warfare conspiracy. Hurricane Katrina, he says, was created by the Japanese Yakuza (Japan's version of the Mafia) in retaliation for Hiroshima.

Stevens has just quit his full-time job as a weather forecaster to pursue research and speaking engagements related to his completely batshit insane weather theories.

Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. He was a guest on Coast to Coast, a late night radio show that conducts call-in discussions on everything from bizarre weather patterns to alien abductions. On Wednesday, Stevens was interviewed by Fox News firebrand Bill O'Reilly.

"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."

Now that he's done espousing his theories on Fox News, you can find more on Stevens' theories at his website WeatherWars.info.

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ

February 2004

SEP 23, 2005 01:22 PM

Weather Dominator Anyone?

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

SEP 23, 2005 01:25 PM

The Japanese weathermen must be awesome at forecasting

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL

July 2004

SEP 23, 2005 01:26 PM

Get a few drinks in this guy and i bet hes interesting

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

SEP 23, 2005 01:31 PM

This is why just because someone has "expert status" or some sort of training in a particular discipline...it doesn't really mean they aren't completley full of shit.

Soul_Survivor

Winter Park, FL

April 2005

SEP 23, 2005 01:33 PM

awesome... its just like command and conquer!

harden

Germany

OLD SKOOL

SEP 23, 2005 02:35 PM

I guess someone read Micheal Crichtons "State of Fear" a little too often...

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

SEP 23, 2005 02:38 PM

"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site.

Impenetrable logic.

abracadabra

Seattle, WA

April 2004

SEP 23, 2005 02:43 PM

hmm..tesla resurrected maybe?

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY

July 2003

SEP 23, 2005 02:45 PM

It's completely ludicrous to think the Yakuza has anything to do with weather generation, especially while Braniac remains at large.

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

SEP 23, 2005 03:59 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
It's completely ludicrous to think the Yakuza has anything to do with weather generation, especially while Braniac remains at large.

You arrogant fool, did ye never consider the possibility that he has teamed up with the Yakuza? They staged 9/11 through Osama Bin Laden, who is in fact an evil clone of Abraham Lincoln, to simultaneously soften America up and distract the world while they finalized their insidious plans.

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

SEP 23, 2005 06:27 PM

razorbladesonata said:
hmm..tesla resurrected maybe?

Naw, Tesla and resurrection are here already. In El Cajon, California. Just ask these nutters.

Fucking psycho people in spaceships...

Amina

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

SEP 24, 2005 06:44 AM

Love the title.

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

SEP 24, 2005 07:31 AM

Vestril said:

UnnecessaryZ said:
It's completely ludicrous to think the Yakuza has anything to do with weather generation, especially while Braniac remains at large.

insidious plans dreamed up by this grotesque figure:

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!

C6H12O6

Detroit, MI

September 2005

SEP 24, 2005 09:16 AM

I smell Bigfoot's stink ALL OVER this hurricane conspiracy. No wonder no one has seen him lately.

jake_lex

Lexington, KY

February 2003

SEP 24, 2005 10:13 AM

I do wonder if this guy is having a real mental health problem. The onset of paranoid schizophrenia, perhaps?

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

SEP 24, 2005 10:23 AM

jake_lex said:
I do wonder if this guy is having a real mental health problem. The onset of paranoid schizophrenia, perhaps?

Onset?

aegies

Oakland, CA

June 2004

SEP 24, 2005 10:39 AM

Subrosa said:

jake_lex said:
I do wonder if this guy is having a real mental health problem. The onset of paranoid schizophrenia, perhaps?

Onset?

how about "run over by the paranoid schizophrenia truck"?

mizguiddedkhild

Killeen, TX

April 2005

SEP 24, 2005 10:51 AM

All we need to do is have Superman fly around the Earth as fast as he can in the opposite direction of Earth's rotation, so that he can go back and get Brainiac, and the Yakuza, and everyone else involved, as they are planning this....so that it never happens....
Damn it is so simple....
Its all good and dandy to point out a plot to get us, but unless you have a plan to stop, what good are you....

TheQuestion

United Kingdom

August 2005

SEP 24, 2005 11:09 AM

EnfantTerrible said:
I, for one, believe him.

Puts on anti weather- warfare tinfoil hat.(AWWTH)

Where can I get one of those?

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

SEP 24, 2005 11:22 AM

badseed1981 said:

EnfantTerrible said:
I, for one, believe him.

Puts on anti weather- warfare tinfoil hat.(AWWTH)

Where can I get one of those?

isle 5

technical_lust

Beverly Hills, CA

September 2005

SEP 24, 2005 12:02 PM

i reckon he's right.

ChazStrummer

Cedartown, GA

OLD SKOOL

SEP 24, 2005 12:12 PM

I have noticed that he's been walking around with a storm cloud hanging over his head.

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

SEP 24, 2005 12:40 PM

Mythony said:

insidious plans dreamed up by this grotesque figure:

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!

Unfortunately, he's being challenged by THIS guy -

waldo

I'm lost

June 2004

SEP 24, 2005 04:54 PM

harden said:
I guess someone read Micheal Crichtons "State of Fear" a little too often...

Like, once.

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