why the FUCK..

Totally.

Word up; although, thankfully for me, it's just paranoid and obsessive compulsive.

I never have even tried it nor do I care to really.

I can see the appeal it would have for some folks, but it's not for me.

Here I am rock you like a hurricane

Personally, I'm a litmus test for insanity.

"Let her out of the Asylum. I don't find her attractive at all."

Abusing positions of responsibility is special fun.

See. You looked at my pictures and didn't believe me, but the very pretty girl says I'm cute.

So THERE!

God, crazy chicks are always so hot.

What's up with that? Are they hot because of the crazy, or is the craziness a byproduct of the hotness?

It's a mystery.

Smoking the reefer apparently.

And that's why the Canadian army is so ineffective.

According to your journal, you apparently have some other important qualifications.

I don't think I have enough tattoos to satisfy you. Being thirteen years older than you would probably be a tough sell, too. I have difficulty describing myself as a "boy" nowadays.

Good luck, though.

Oh I'm halfway there. Not cute but don't smoke pot. Darn! I was almost there!