Dentist....

Not for a while. Year and a half. Setting an appointment through the health service is a hassle. But most of their patients take such horrible care of their teeth, I get all kinds of compliments whenever I do make it in. When I was a kid the private dentist always scolded and lectured me.

I floss daily, and rinse with hydrogen peroxide/water, per the dentist's advice. I'm hoping it helps. I wish they could just knock me out, like they do with a dog, and clean my teeth and then wake me up and let me go home and lick myself.

It sucks balls but you have to do it. I took at least 5 years off once and I had a few cavities when I came back. I go twice a year now. The scraping is definately the killer but you always feel great after.

Maybe 6 months ago? I love the dentist. When I was younger I'd fake a tooth ache so I could go more often. Sad part was I was so convincing I often thought I had one because my teeth would start to hurt. ... I'm a strange being.

If you go to a doc that specializes in phobias, they will give you a script for valium pre-examination and give you gas during the cleaning...

Going to my dentist is like a trip to the spa...But you know, with laughing gas...

I have no fillings, but I haven't been to the dentist in over two years, so I think that will change now that I'm under my mom's insurance again.

i have to get my wisdom teeth pulled soon. i'm dreading it..... *shiver*

Can I borrow some money, mom? You favorite son needs some whiskey.