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a humble medical request

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FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

SEP 18, 2005 05:02 PM

venomkid said:
Dear Big Pharmaceutical Company,

As someone who gets ear infections easily, I'm distressed about my treatment including forced sobriety. I haven't had a drink in nearly six days now and I've still got three or four miserably sober days to go.

So please please PLEASE make an antibiotic that plays well with alcohol. Even better, make antibiotic whiskey.

Thanks!

A.

Dear Society At Large,

Stop drinking already. It was cute back when the vikings did it. Now it's just passe.

Kay? Thanks! Bye!

Love,

Frank.

P.S. And stop smoking, too. Odin isn't letting your ass into Valhala for heroically battling lung cancer!

MetaTag

United Kingdom

September 2002

SEP 18, 2005 05:06 PM

Be thankful that your Doctor did not hand you a grenade sized object and tell you to stick it up your ass

venomkid

I'm lost

January 2003

SEP 18, 2005 06:04 PM

Frank said:
Dear Society At Large,

Stop drinking already. It was cute back when the vikings did it. Now it's just passe.

Kay? Thanks! Bye!

Love,

Frank.

P.S. And stop smoking, too. Odin isn't letting your ass into Valhala for heroically battling lung cancer!

You trying to insinuate that I'm not a viking?

sTiF_LiL_broKeN

Salisbury, MD

August 2005

SEP 18, 2005 06:14 PM

hahahaha! haven't checked in on this thread for a while and now suddenly we're on the topic of vikings!

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