NEWS: Bathroom Design for Candy Ravers

CULTURE: Bathroom Design for Candy Ravers

Ever wished you could turn off the lights in your bathroom and be treated to a softly-glowing iridescent bathtub, toilet, and sink that change colors on command? Yeah, me neither. But hey, those things now exist.

Design firm GNR8 (pronounced "generate") has a huge line of glowing walls, garbage cans, lamps, and bathroom fixtures that have the potential to create the most bizarrely obnoxious home ever. The part of my brain that is eternally 6 years old screams "Wow... COOl!"

I want one.

Wow. I want this.

I envision a home without any light fixtures, entirely lit by the furniture.

"Honey, I'm going to bed. Don't forget to turn off the couch again!"

Iridescent free standing bathtub?

Yes, please.

I wonder what it looks like filled with blood water.

i want that

Something that an epileptic should NEVER get.

All of my hopes and dreams have come to friutition in one single, glorious moment. I now fall to my knees and thank the maker for the gift of sight.

Perhaps not in green

Migraine galore.

this looks like the 80s version of the future.

i want to live there.

oooooooo...

Dude, for real. That Dual Table is neat and all, but a table built from MDF for $1500? I'll pass. MDF is the shit they use in cheap ass houses that fall apart in a few years, folks.

since i'm broke i'll have to settle for a lite brite and plexiglass.

reat. Now people can have a bad trip without the doses! Do they have a TV like that so one could freak out in a GNR8-furnished house while enjoying that flashing Pokemon cartoon that induced seizures a while back?

That is friggin' awesome.

The technology behind these ultra-cool products is 100% 21st century, but the design concepts are straight out of 1965-73. Check some old high-end design handbooks and catalogs and art books showing designs from that era and see what I mean.