NEWS: Real Life "Raiden" Causes Office Evacuation

But somehow it just wouldn't be as amusing.

Did he have Christopher Lambert's luxurious white mane?



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That would depend on whether or not there's anybody else in the room with you. Though the answer to the question you were attempting to ask is yes, naked Apnea.

[Edited on Sep 16, 2005 4:07PM]

I'd say that there are at least four orders of magnitude more obese people than there are marathon runners which means that the marathon runners would have to work on average at least 10,000 times as hard as the the obese people.

Yeah, that wasn't worded well at all, but thanks for getting it.

Why not forego the shag jumpers and just hook the hamster wheels up to generator turbines?

perhaps it was an attempt at taking care of america's shag carpet refuse surplus problem as well?

We can do both, but we don't want to lose all that precious friction energy.

i am fat

i will not run on your hamster wheel

i might don a nylon sweat suit and electrocute you after shagging your mom.

do Australians wear wool shirts and nylon jackets?

Reminds me of that Mindfreak guy on A&E

That is so god damned COOL!!!

I wanna do that!


[Edited on Sep 16, 2005 by ThisIsWhoWeAre]

damn you for posting ahead of me!

Oh, I thought some nancy-boy , VR-trained secret agent that had replaced a giant-robot hunting spy legend snuck into the office building, had alerted the guards, who called for the evacuation of the building while the searched around. But this is just as good.

The greatest energy solution I've ever read!

Just make some pikashoes.

yeah, i'm fat. you'd never make me run anywhere.

[Edited on Sep 17, 2005 8:18AM]

That's awesome... Made my day. Thanks for that story.

The link is the original article isn't working for me.

naked Apnea should be the answer to every question

Sorry 'bout that, I'm still kinda getting the hang of being a news editor. Should work now, thanks to Pravda, glorious Soviet-approved news.