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Ambellina

Ambellina

Indianapolis, IN
December 2004

SEP 19, 2005 09:07 AM

The ultimate worst: Napoleon Dynamite. Try walking anywhere on a college campuse without hearing, "But my lips hurt real bad!"

Industrielle

Industrielle

Las Vegas, NV
April 2005

SEP 19, 2005 10:19 AM

Ambellina said:
The ultimate worst: Napoleon Dynamite. Try walking anywhere on a college campuse without hearing, "But my lips hurt real bad!"


Agreed! Its almost as bad as it was when Ace Ventura was popular...

threejane

threejane

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

SEP 19, 2005 10:58 AM

cerebro said:
Tonight while doing my thursday night shift at the pub, i walked past a table where i heard "You can not say Flith-floring flith!" in a stupid put on american accent where a guy was trying to pull off Eddie Murphy's skit of Bill Cosby (from Delirious).

As much as his friends laughing, I really didnt find it funny. And before I knew it (much to my expectations) I hear "IM RICK JAMES, BITCH".

No. You are not Rick James. He is dead. The only person who can say that without sounding like a total fucktard (debatable) is Dave Chappelle. And you are not funny.

Why do people try and recycle jokes from stand up shows? Do they think that repeating jokes from shows that all their friends have seen is going to make it funny for them?



Okay, so it's not really creative and you don't find it funny. I don't either. Is somebody trying to be funny and failing really something to get irate and condescending about? I mean, I have a hard time believing you are some comic genius, and I'll bet you've even told your fair share of cheap or stupid jokes at one time or another.

Even if you haven't, you've probably sucked ass at some other activitiy. I hope the people in your life make sure to break your balls every time you make an effort and suck at something. Especially if it's something that has almost no noticeable impact whatsoever on their lives.

I'd rather hang out with somebody who thinks he's funnier than he really is than hang out with somebody who thinks his shit don't stink.

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