there is a new invention, made by Mitsubishi Electronics that allows you to phone, use internet and such via your Electricity Cables and cuts 50% of your phone bills up and is ten to twekve times the speed of adsl.
what type of invention would you like built to benefit you or mankind as is?

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA

April 2004

SEP 15, 2005 03:15 AM

a goatapult

Vaux

I'm lost

January 2008

SEP 15, 2005 03:17 AM

I'd love a car that runs on water.

Deux

Oak Grove, KY

January 2003

SEP 15, 2005 03:40 AM

A personal teleporter.

Pandie

SUICIDEGIRL

New Zealand

SEP 15, 2005 04:05 AM

Deux said:
A personal teleporter.

agreed

starchild9

Bahamas

January 2005

SEP 15, 2005 05:48 AM

BioDiesel.

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

SEP 15, 2005 07:58 AM

Self-cooking bacon.

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

SEP 15, 2005 08:00 AM

AntiCrazybitch spray

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

SEP 15, 2005 08:03 AM

a flying belt.
well a belt that lets me fly, not a belt that flies around with out me.

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

SEP 15, 2005 08:13 AM

A plastic surgery home kit that works within minutes and leaves no side effects or nasty scars.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

SEP 15, 2005 08:16 AM

A gun.

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

SEP 15, 2005 08:19 AM

Automatic ass wiper

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 08:19 AM

MisterSatan said:
A gun.

I think someone already invented one of those.

I, for one, welcome our new Megatron cannon overlords.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 08:19 AM

Snottlebocket said:
a flying belt.
well a belt that lets me fly, not a belt that flies around with out me.

HAHAHAHAHA

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 08:20 AM

Mr_Zero said:
AntiCrazybitch spray

It's called "mace".

Archi

Austin, TX

January 2005

SEP 15, 2005 08:20 AM

Mr_Zero said:
AntiCrazybitch spray

I'd buy that shit by the case.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

SEP 15, 2005 08:24 AM

Al said:

MisterSatan said:
A gun.

I think someone already invented one of those.

I, for one, welcome our new Megatron cannon overlords.

Fine.

A really really BIG gun, then. With racing stripes.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 08:24 AM

I would like an invention that screens all help requests and if anyone says "forgot password" or something equally obnoxious it sends them an email telling them to read the goddamn faq and not be such a fucking loser.

Also, it would shock them through the keyboard.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

SEP 15, 2005 08:25 AM

Al said:
I would like an invention that screens all help requests and if anyone says "forgot password" or something equally obnoxious it sends them an email telling them to read the goddamn faq and not be such a fucking loser.

Also, it would shock them through the keyboard.

I think I just came all over your stomach.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 08:25 AM

MisterSatan said:

Al said:

MisterSatan said:
A gun.

I think someone already invented one of those.

I, for one, welcome our new Megatron cannon overlords.

Fine.

A really really BIG gun, then. With racing stripes.

"I think these racing stripes really spice things up!"

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 08:25 AM

MisterSatan said:

I think I just came all over your stomach.

Dude, did you see that other thread where I came all over my own stomach? That was rad.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

SEP 15, 2005 08:25 AM

A Bowel Disrupter.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

SEP 15, 2005 08:26 AM

Al said:

MisterSatan said:

I think I just came all over your stomach.

Dude, did you see that other thread where I came all over my own stomach? That was rad.

Hell yes. Careful, or I'll come all over MY own stomach.

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

SEP 15, 2005 08:28 AM

I agree with the last guy in this quote from bash.org:

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<phxl|paper> and DANCE

* nmp3bot dances -<

* nmp3bot dances |-<

* nmp3bot dances /-<

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after

 i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over 

the internet

[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 by Shalome]

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

SEP 15, 2005 08:37 AM

Al said:

Mr_Zero said:
AntiCrazybitch spray

It's called "mace".

Mace just seems to turn the crazy ones on.

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