NEWS: President Bush Asks to Go Potty

CULTURE: President Bush Asks to Go Potty

At the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York today, the Leader of the Free World was caught on camera passing a note to Condoleeza Rice. At a summit like this, a note passed between the President of the United States and his National Security Advisor must have been about something of great importance, right?

Nope. The President was merely asking for permission for a bathroom break. Heh.


(Hat Tip: bOING bOING)

HA! they should have confiscated it and read it to the entire class...er, UN council

"dibs on the far stall!"

<sniff> <snort> "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Ha ha.

I like how he says he "thinks" he may need a bathroom break!

[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 9:15PM]

That's...um......

wow.

The return note:

Step 1) Use toilet your father forgot to flush in 1991.

2) Drop payload.

3) Use disposable assets to clean up remains.

4) Risk of finger tip counter-insurgency - merely skim the surface of target area. Remaining issues can be dealt with at a later date, or simply covered up.

5) Leave payload, and repercussions to be dealt with by future users.

6 (Exit Strategy) In case of noticable stench, position Scott McClellan near stall door to cast doubt on who in fact denied it, and who in fact supplied it, and to remind the nation that those who smelt the stench, might be the ones who dealt it in the first place.

[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 by PatrickY]

Whoa. That's for REAL!?

It reads (in part): "I think I may need a bathroom break?"

"May need"?? How fucking indecisive is this loser?

whats with the question mark. its not a fucknig question. he questions his own thoughts? judging by his actions, i find that unlikely.

He is a confussed little man

this makes me giggle

I think this is code for

maybe he's suggesting she join him in the restroom?

It would have been better if it said "I think we may need a bathroom break?"

Hahaha. Priceless.

thats going in his presidential library.

As much as I dislike W, it's got to be a photoshop thing that slipped in somehow.

Bush secretly humping Condy? TOO much!!

so this is what it has come to. Bush and potty humor as news.

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[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 by Shalome]

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