NEWS: Britney Spears Finally Squeezed that Puppy Out

I guess hiring a kegels trainer might further prevent us from 'seeing her truth'. Cus shes like, a totally real person yo. So slice and dice and woosh she has tabloid fodder in a few seconds. Awesome! Well done Britney. Well done for embracing the miracle of birth.

Poor kid.

Ha, I'm watching David Spade's show and he went into her house for an interview and there were Red Bull cans everywhere and she was smoking and David was like "Whoa, the baby is smoking already??" and she said "Aww yeah dont he look cute? He's so tiny the cig looks like a cigar." That's not good.

hahahha. Nice.

I love Britney Spears and her song, Someday I
I want to have a baby too =)

What's up with the hate for c-section in this thread? As if it's not "real" birth, or cheating somehow? They gut you like a fucking trout!

Historically speaking tits were one of the major selling points of nuns. Mmm Mmm Borgia Pope.

i really can't comment for anyone else but i can add this:
a lot of celebrities get c-sections weeks early to prevent stretch marks. this is a danger to the baby but you better believe their tummies look great! to me, that's just fucked up.