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fatchan

fatchan

New Zealand
April 2005

SEP 17, 2005 10:09 PM

One_Pure_Thought said:

Shalome said:

vyeseleph said:
Why did she have a c-section? Does she have herpes? Brittany totally has herpes!



She alluded to wanting to schedule a C-section because she didn't want to go through the pain and time of labor. She basically said "eew, that's all icky and ouchie will stretch out my vag and stuff, just knock me out and give me an operation instead!"

[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 by Shalome]



I'd bet she'd use the word "Cooter" before "Vag", although they're both equally trashy.



I guess hiring a kegels trainer might further prevent us from 'seeing her truth'. Cus shes like, a totally real person yo. So slice and dice and woosh she has tabloid fodder in a few seconds. Awesome! Well done Britney. Well done for embracing the miracle of birth.

BlackSpot

BlackSpot

Louisville, KY
February 2005

SEP 18, 2005 06:45 PM

Poor kid. frown

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

SEP 18, 2005 07:22 PM

Ha, I'm watching David Spade's show and he went into her house for an interview and there were Red Bull cans everywhere and she was smoking and David was like "Whoa, the baby is smoking already??" and she said "Aww yeah dont he look cute? He's so tiny the cig looks like a cigar." That's not good.

hahahha. Nice.

Angel69

Angel69

Afghanistan
July 2005

OCT 04, 2005 07:17 PM

I love Britney Spears and her song, Someday I
I want to have a baby too =)

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

OCT 04, 2005 07:21 PM

What's up with the hate for c-section in this thread? As if it's not "real" birth, or cheating somehow? They gut you like a fucking trout!

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

OCT 04, 2005 07:28 PM

MisterSatan said:

quasi_sean said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink



MisterSatan is just jealous. He wanted to be the one to post the news.


Yeah, that's it. Or maybe it's that celebrities are, in my book, more useless than tits on a nun and our federal government combined.

Yeah, I went there.



Historically speaking tits were one of the major selling points of nuns. Mmm Mmm Borgia Pope.

MutherMaggie

MutherMaggie

Indio, CA
December 2004

OCT 04, 2005 07:41 PM

Keith said:
What's up with the hate for c-section in this thread? As if it's not "real" birth, or cheating somehow? They gut you like a fucking trout!


i really can't comment for anyone else but i can add this:
a lot of celebrities get c-sections weeks early to prevent stretch marks. this is a danger to the baby but you better believe their tummies look great! whatever to me, that's just fucked up.

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