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Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:01 PM

Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here: Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy today.

It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first-time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side.



No word yet on whether or not little Preston Michael Spears Federline was born already wearing a stained wifebeater and holding a Marlboro.

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:04 PM

I'm sure he's gonna expect Britney to feed him, buy him clothes, and take him everywhere too.

Pfft, like father like son.

whatever

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:05 PM

quasi_sean said:
I'm sure he's gonna expect Britney to feed him, buy him clothes, and take him everywhere too.

Pfft, like father like son.

whatever



Hah.

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:10 PM

*Whew* Now she can go back to smoking.

What?

Oh well.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

SEP 14, 2005 03:12 PM

How much do you want to bet she's already been out for a smoke and a red bull?

jholtsnider

jholtsnider

I'm lost
February 2004

SEP 14, 2005 03:15 PM

C-section = no squeezing...

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:16 PM

slimjim said:
C-section = no squeezing...



It's a figure of speech.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:17 PM

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:19 PM

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink


You need help.


Both of you.

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:19 PM

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink



MisterSatan is just jealous. He wanted to be the one to post the news.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:20 PM

quasi_sean said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink



MisterSatan is just jealous. He wanted to be the one to post the news.


Yeah, that's it. Or maybe it's that celebrities are, in my book, more useless than tits on a nun and our federal government combined.

Yeah, I went there.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

SEP 14, 2005 03:21 PM

whatever

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:21 PM

MisterSatan said:

quasi_sean said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink



MisterSatan is just jealous. He wanted to be the one to post the news.


Yeah, that's it. Or maybe it's that celebrities are, in my book, more useless than tits on a nun and our federal government combined.

Yeah, I went there.


Dude, whatever. Great tits are great tits, no matter what they're on. And I speak for everyone here when I say I would be more supportive of our federal government if they had a great pair of cans.

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:22 PM

MisterSatan said:

quasi_sean said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink



MisterSatan is just jealous. He wanted to be the one to post the news.


Yeah, that's it. Or maybe it's that celebrities are, in my book, more useless than tits on a nun and our federal government combined.

Yeah, I went there.



Best band name ever: Tits on a Nun.

Curiosity

Curiosity

Chicago, IL
January 2004

SEP 14, 2005 03:23 PM

C-section? How the hell is she gonna wear a bikini now?!?!

Curi.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:23 PM

quasi_sean said:
Best band name ever: Tits on a Nun.


You use that, and I better get some royalties. Deal?

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:23 PM

SupremePizzaMan said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink


You need help.


Both of you.



Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby. tongue

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:23 PM

Preston?

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:24 PM

MisterSatan said:

quasi_sean said:
Best band name ever: Tits on a Nun.


You use that, and I better get some royalties. Deal?



I have no problem giving credit where it is due. Deal. smile

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:25 PM

Shalome said:
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby. tongue


Does that mean since I spend 95% of my time being a surly drunk who hates most everything, my guilt-laden hobby is drawing pictures of unicorns having tea with leprechauns and Jesus?

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:26 PM

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby. tongue


Does that mean since I spend 95% of my time being a surly drunk who hates most everything, my guilt-laden hobby is drawing pictures of unicorns having tea with leprechauns and Jesus?



So that's your reasoning for it, eh?

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:26 PM

Shalome said:

SupremePizzaMan said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:


*deletes you off friends list*

wink


You need help.


Both of you.



Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby. tongue


You should discover ultra hardcore porn and rampant masturbation.

The payoff is much better.

Edited to get in on that fancy italicizing craze.

[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 by SupremePizzaMan]

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 03:27 PM

Shalome said:

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby. tongue


Does that mean since I spend 95% of my time being a surly drunk who hates most everything, my guilt-laden hobby is drawing pictures of unicorns having tea with leprechauns and Jesus?



So that's your reasoning for it, eh?


Don't judge me, celebrity-sniffer. tongue

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 14, 2005 03:33 PM

No seriously guys, they're thinking of naming him Preston.

WilWheaton

WilWheaton

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

SEP 14, 2005 03:33 PM

. . .aspiring rapper Kevin Federline

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
*deep breath*
AAAAAhahahahaahahahahaahahaaaa.

Ahhaaa.

Ha.

Haaaaa.

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