It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first-time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side.
No word yet on whether or not little Preston Michael Spears Federline was born already wearing a stained wifebeater and holding a Marlboro.
Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:
*deletes you off friends list*
MisterSatan is just jealous. He wanted to be the one to post the news.
Yeah, that's it. Or maybe it's that celebrities are, in my book, more useless than tits on a nun and our federal government combined.
Yeah, I went there.
Dude, whatever. Great tits are great tits, no matter what they're on. And I speak for everyone here when I say I would be more supportive of our federal government if they had a great pair of cans.
Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:
*deletes you off friends list*
You need help.
Both of you.
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby.
Shalome said:
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby.
Does that mean since I spend 95% of my time being a surly drunk who hates most everything, my guilt-laden hobby is drawing pictures of unicorns having tea with leprechauns and Jesus?
Shalome said:
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby.
Does that mean since I spend 95% of my time being a surly drunk who hates most everything, my guilt-laden hobby is drawing pictures of unicorns having tea with leprechauns and Jesus?
Shalome said:
Okay, so I'm admitting to being a total celebwatch junkie here:
*deletes you off friends list*
You need help.
Both of you.
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby.
You should discover ultra hardcore porn and rampant masturbation.
Shalome said:
Hey, I spend 95% of my waking time being entirely fucking smart-and-serious. Reading up on famous people so I can make fun of them is my guilt-laden hobby.
Does that mean since I spend 95% of my time being a surly drunk who hates most everything, my guilt-laden hobby is drawing pictures of unicorns having tea with leprechauns and Jesus?
Shal
Los Angeles, CA
October 2002
SEP 14, 2005 03:01 PM