NEWS: Sea Lions are Fucking Punk Rock!

HarveyWallbanger said:
Fucking Rocking/. I have a few solutions. Do they taste good.

AceTracer said:
Why are sea lions such fucking assholes?

(nobody's said it yet, so I had to)

Snottlebocket said:
i wonder if one thing will lead to another, sea lion colonies tend to become hunting grounds for great whites.

yep, that's a sealion in it's mouth

[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 by Snottlebocket]

PurePhase said:

No way, I tottally said sea lions are assholes way before it was cool. That being on the second page.

Posh said:
oh man. every fucking night i hear these bloody sea lions having their seal parties. they keep me up at night. sometimes they excite the neighbourhood dogs too, and thus the dogs begin barking. so obnoxious.

i escaped newport beach last night and came to stay at scopitone, only to forget to shut off the tv, and wake up to the sound of seals barking on the news.

Scopitone said:


Have fun you barkin' fuckers and thanks for breeding more of your jolly fat asses! I hope you guys get debilitatingly drunk during one of your slap happy bark parties have get ruined by one of these evil fucks. If their vicious maws are stuffed with Slappy The Seal, then they’re obviously devoid of mine.

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - A California sea lion has bitten at least 14 people and chased 10 others out of the water this week at a public park's lagoon, prompting the city to temporarily close the area to swimmers.

No serious injuries have been reported, but officials decided to ban swimming at the Aquatic Park Lagoon on Wednesday until the testy marine mammal has moved on.

Experts say the rogue sea lion could be protecting his harem of mates or might have brain damage from toxic algae.

Celeste McMullin, who was bitten Monday, said she saw the animal lurking nearby but didn't think much of it.

"I was swimming along, and I felt a brush under my feet. And I thought, 'These feel like whiskers.' So I stopped, and the animal popped up. He/she looked at me."

McMullin then tried to swim away, but the sea lion followed, biting and bumping her continuously until she made it back to shore. She ended up with six bites: two puncture wounds and four cuts.