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Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 02:38 PM

Sea Lions are Fucking Punk Rock!
CULTURE: Sea Lions are Fucking Punk Rock!

Sea lions were once driven to the brink of extinction, but thanks to the 1972 Marine Mammal Protection Act, they're back... and apparently, they're pissed off! Rowdy sea lions are fucking shit up along the California coastline, making life difficult for wealthy boatowners and homeowners.

A pack of rowdy sea lions has invaded Newport Harbor, sinking boats, thrashing docks and, with their nonstop barking, turning residents into sleepless zombies.

Tonight, the Harbor Commission will discuss the situation, which took on added urgency after 18 sea lions piled onto a 37-foot sailboat this month and sank it.

Sea lions have also tormented Monterey, trapping people aboard boats, attacking city workers and defecating and vomiting on docks.

Elsewhere, the animals have attacked swimmers, chomped boogie boards and even yanked people off boats.



So there's a gang of 200-to-800 pound animals invading wealthy coastal neighborhoods, puking and shitting on stuff, sinking boats by dogpiling onto them for no apparent reason, and staying up all night partying and barking? This has got to be one of the funniest problems I've ever seen.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 14, 2005 05:05 PM

"Putting the LION back in Sea Lion"

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

SEP 14, 2005 05:10 PM

biggrin

Rhys

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

SEP 14, 2005 05:24 PM

that's fucking awesome

Oninotaki

oninotaki

Ypsilanti, MI
March 2003

SEP 14, 2005 05:25 PM

thats the freaking awesome!! biggrin

One_Pure_Thought

One_Pure_Thought

East Greenwich, RI
October 2003

SEP 14, 2005 05:26 PM

Someone should videotape this and put some ramones playing in the soundtrack.

I'd probably start vomiting and shitting myself from the laughter.

LucaBrasi

LucaBrasi

Palo Alto, CA
September 2003

SEP 14, 2005 05:28 PM

More like 1800 pounds, those things are intimidating..

yetti

yetti

Elmira, NY
March 2005

SEP 14, 2005 05:29 PM

sea lions are now my favorite animal... it used to be those fury little 4 legged things that bark and lick your face.... umm i think thier called dogs..

go sea lions!

daniofthedead

daniofthedead

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

SEP 14, 2005 05:29 PM

sea lions PWN!!!

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:35 PM

One_Pure_Thought said:
Someone should videotape this and put some ramones playing in the soundtrack.

I'd probably start vomiting and shitting myself from the laughter.



Someone get me a digital video camera and I'll head down to Newport Beach. biggrin

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:36 PM

Best. NEWS:. EVAR.



::can't stop laughing. can't breathe.::


biggrin

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:37 PM

"They're back... and they're PISSED!"

SteveNeurotic

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC
January 2004

SEP 14, 2005 05:41 PM

Shalome said:
making life difficult for wealthy boatowners and homeowners.



This pleases me. biggrin

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:41 PM

Holy shit, that's like five miles from my fucking HOUSE!

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 14, 2005 05:42 PM

Games said:
More like 1800 pounds, those things are intimidating..


From the story:

Some Newport Beach residents fear that their harbor could be the next one overrun by sea lions, which typically weigh 200 to 800 pounds.



California Sea Lion (Zalophus californianus)

California sea lion males are larger than females. Males may weigh up to 1,000 pounds and females may weigh up to 220 pounds.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:43 PM

MisterSatan said:
Holy shit, that's like five miles from my fucking HOUSE!



We so need to take a field trip. With cameras that can take video.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 14, 2005 05:43 PM

turning residents into sleepless zombies.


Turning. Residents. Into. Zombies.

eeek

skull

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2005 05:44 PM

I spent 7 years volunteering at the Marine Mammal Center. I tell you, you haven't lived until you've walked into a pen packed with 30 hungry sea lion pups, carrying a big bucket full of fish. They don't really differentiate between your hand and a fish and all you you have to protect you is a board. You haven't experienced life to its fullest until you've sat on the back of a 600 pound elephant seal, while someone shoves a tube down its throat to feed it. You are missing out if you haven't gotten to hand feed a sea otter or hold a swaddled harbor seal while it gets an IV. Amazing animals.

Dicey

dicey

United Kingdom
February 2005

SEP 14, 2005 05:46 PM

Good for them!

They look cute like that




but soon enough, you will feel their wrath!!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:50 PM

Shalome said:

MisterSatan said:
Holy shit, that's like five miles from my fucking HOUSE!



We so need to take a field trip. With cameras that can take video.


Hell yes. Also,

So there's a gang of 200-to-800 pound animals invading wealthy coastal neighborhoods, puking and shitting on stuff, sinking boats by dogpiling onto them for no apparent reason, and staying up all night partying and barking?


If you really wanted to see that, you could just come to one of my family reunions sometime.

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

SEP 14, 2005 05:51 PM

I love sea lions!

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

SEP 14, 2005 05:51 PM



eeek

RebeccaD

RebeccaD

Corn, OK
May 2004

SEP 14, 2005 05:52 PM

Keith said:


eeek



I love you.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 14, 2005 05:55 PM

MisterSatan said:
Holy shit, that's like five miles from my fucking HOUSE!


It's 2.8, really.

PlanetG

PlanetG

Long Beach, CA
January 2003

SEP 14, 2005 05:59 PM

Shalome said:

MisterSatan said:
Holy shit, that's like five miles from my fucking HOUSE!



We so need to take a field trip. With cameras that can take video.



Newport? This couldn't happen to a nicer group of folks! I would love to see that video, and the resident's faces as their boats sink. ARRR!!!

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