My Super Sweet 16...

Here is my theory. I'm trying to be optimistic. MTV makes all of those kids look so bad (which I really doubt is a difficult task) that I really think MTV must just be making fun of them. I have never met anyone (and I know some really shallow people) who actually think the people on that show are cool at all. It's like MTV is making a effort to secretly educate teenagers on how not to act. Or it's just some sick joke to play on a bunch of horrid brats, which is kind of funny.

Still, I can't watch it cause it makes me mad. The one with the triplets was the worst.

you know what was really super?
i just happened to flip on MTV the other day and there was a news special for hurricane katrina....heart felt and moving.
i swear to god the next show was my super 16........i hope the girl who's party it was sees that and realizes how insane this whole concept is.
of course the reality is that she will see it and be pumped about her bratty ass being on the television.....and these are our future leaders people!!


i just don't get it...

what did i get for my 16th birthday?
It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."

My impression of life at the Johnson residence: "Son?" "Yeah, dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, dad! How's yours?" "Super! Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, dad! But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son! You can do it on the boat!" "Gee!" "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?" *kiss*

I just could not believe the way that fat black girl treated her mother....seriously, I was sooooo fucking pissed at her....I don't care how much of an abusive whore bag your mother is, she gave birth to you, show her respect...PLUS*! She's throwing you a 150,000$ 16th birthday party, for the love of God, that alone deserves a little ass kissing... That show is like a train wreck...I hate it, but it pulls me in and I must watch...

*BUT*, and this is strictly for the sake of conversation, but that girl on tonights episode, the girl Jasmine, she literally won the American Dream Jackpot...what, she was in foster care up until a year ago, when at age 14 she was adopted by these rich ass mother fuckers who own a home in Cabo, a jet, and Lord knows what else, and bought her a baller car and spent more on her 15th b-day party then they did on their own wedding? That's Luck, I tell ya, Luck...

oh, very much so. yet, at the same time i have the urge to keep to watching... sadomasochism at its finest.

What the fuck is this show?! I watch TV maybe once a week so I'm a bit out of it. Jesus, just by reading these comments I want to vomit all over these girls. What in the god damn hell is the matter with people in America... I say again WHAT THE FUCK?! I usually don't condone hitting women, but these girls could use a good back hand. An exception must be made!

Somebody make sure I never watch this abomination, because if these comments alone made me this furious, I can only imagine what I would do if I actually had to sit through an episode. I would think it would involve a very heavy object being hurled at a certain, expensive, electronic object.

[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 by Megalomatthew]

Luck, yes. But in just a year she's become a COMPLETE CUNT. Congratulations to her.

Stay golden Alyk.

You got it, Pony Boy...

This is one of those shows I can't help but watch because I love to hate it so much. It actually makes me glad I grew up not so well off because having money isn't worth being that shallow.

That show could be Al Qaeda's greatest recruiting tool yet.

I mean, after watching it, I hated America.

yes, but it's so addicting.
people with lives like that amze me...just to watch and see what they think about things...if you can call it thinking.

honestly, who cries about their dad not buying them a range rover on their 16th birthday?

i didn't even get a car until i was 18 and i bought it myself for $1000. hahaha.



amazering.

I want to them all to have a slap of reality smacked over their over priveleged faces. What are you going to do when the IRS seizes mommy and daddy's property? (excuse me, I need to hit something).

They need pies in the face and a nice urine bath

I haven't yet seen a person on that show I didn't want to beat to death with a military-issue folding shovel.

You know, they could have just thrown really upscale parties for under privliged 16 year old girls and given her a car. As much as I despise makeover shows, its at least a positive effort. Rather than documenting the rise and fall of future Rodeo Boulevard Trash.