Beard Race

I can grow a pretty thick beard and I'm sure some of you dudes out there can too. (fucking cavemen) Right now, though, I'm clean shaven. I was thinking about freaking the fur out again, but I want to make it more worthwhile than dinner crumbs for breakfast this time.

So? Who wants to have a beard race? we'll stop at three inches from the jaw line. I'll bet $5 on me. Any Takers?

I'd love to try but I'm too amateur. I'm attempting my first proper, proper one and have only got about an inch or there abouts so far. If only there was some way to divert all the other hair my body is wastefully producing and get it up there.

Do you have any expert beard growing advice?

i get to two and a half, have to hack it back down to an inch cause it starts to look too straggly.

I would, but it takes me awhile to grow mine out, and I don't feel like shaving mine off right now.

How about a dread-beard race then?

ok. its autumn. i need to let my inner-wolf out anyway. i can grow a beard like most people pick a flavor of ice cream. It's ON!!!!

Do I get a head start since you live in Denmark? I mean, doesn't everybody grow a beard in Denmark?

here's a good beard

and this?

hahaha, good one

If i win, I'll cry so bad.

Well I guess I'm a pretty feminine guy, for I'm full of Lunar Energy right now:

I started watching that video, thinking the guy looked wise and thought something very philosophical was going to pour out of his mouth. Then my constantly changing moon-energies lead me to believe he was a total whackjob who couldn't keep a steady point, make sense, or prove a goddamnit thing about why I have these unsightly, curly face-pubes and why it's such a fucking hassle to rid myself of 'em.


Borderline sexist.

I'm not allowed to grow a beard.

the mustache still won't connect with the rest of the facial hair for me...there's like a quarter inch of clean skin between them

sexy

I won the last beard race I was in against some theater co-workers. I don't know any way to quantitively measure this across the country though.

I would, but it gets kind of hot here in AZ during the summer. Me and my crew have November beard club where we grow awesome beards for the month, and then shave them into even better mustaches.

It took me fucking forever to get that joke. I almost asked. That was like a joke grenade for the slow(mostly me). Well played sir.

So, I guess you guys forfeit?

Fuck that, I haven't trimmed since October 20th.

Damn I wish I had seen this before I shaved this summer.