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MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

SEP 13, 2005 11:54 AM

I can grow a pretty thick beard and I'm sure some of you dudes out there can too. (fucking cavemen) Right now, though, I'm clean shaven. I was thinking about freaking the fur out again, but I want to make it more worthwhile than dinner crumbs for breakfast this time.

So? Who wants to have a beard race? we'll stop at three inches from the jaw line. I'll bet $5 on me. Any Takers?

DullLifelessHair

DullLifelessHair

United Kingdom
November 2004

SEP 13, 2005 11:59 AM

I'd love to try but I'm too amateur. I'm attempting my first proper, proper one and have only got about an inch or there abouts so far. If only there was some way to divert all the other hair my body is wastefully producing and get it up there.

Do you have any expert beard growing advice?

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 13, 2005 12:10 PM

i get to two and a half, have to hack it back down to an inch cause it starts to look too straggly.

Dr_Ew

Dr_Ew

Gold Hill, OR
October 2003

SEP 13, 2005 04:54 PM

I would, but it takes me awhile to grow mine out, and I don't feel like shaving mine off right now.

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

SEP 13, 2005 08:29 PM

How about a dread-beard race then?

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

SEP 13, 2005 08:33 PM

ok. its autumn. i need to let my inner-wolf out anyway. i can grow a beard like most people pick a flavor of ice cream. It's ON!!!! mad

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

SEP 13, 2005 11:44 PM

Do I get a head start since you live in Denmark? I mean, doesn't everybody grow a beard in Denmark?

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

MAY 16, 2007 11:55 AM

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

MAY 16, 2007 12:27 PM

here's a good beard

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

MAY 16, 2007 12:28 PM



MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

MAY 16, 2007 01:21 PM

and this?

doolittle

doolittle

Mesa, AZ
December 2004

MAY 16, 2007 01:40 PM

AndersWolleck said:
here's a good beard



hahaha, good one

jerawyn

jerawyn

USA
December 2003

MAY 16, 2007 01:42 PM

If i win, I'll cry so bad. frown

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

MAY 16, 2007 02:10 PM

MrGinger said:



Well I guess I'm a pretty feminine guy, for I'm full of Lunar Energy right now:

I started watching that video, thinking the guy looked wise and thought something very philosophical was going to pour out of his mouth. Then my constantly changing moon-energies lead me to believe he was a total whackjob who couldn't keep a steady point, make sense, or prove a goddamnit thing about why I have these unsightly, curly face-pubes and why it's such a fucking hassle to rid myself of 'em.


Borderline sexist.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 16, 2007 05:11 PM

I'm not allowed to grow a beard.

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

MAY 16, 2007 06:09 PM

I am TOTALLY in. And I will school ALL of you patchy bastards.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 16, 2007 06:13 PM

the mustache still won't connect with the rest of the facial hair for me...there's like a quarter inch of clean skin between them

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 16, 2007 06:15 PM

Lucy said:
I am TOTALLY in.



sexy
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Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

MAY 16, 2007 06:37 PM

Cash said:

Lucy said:
I am TOTALLY in.



sexy
zoom image



I would SO bang me if I had a beard...

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAY 17, 2007 09:34 PM

I won the last beard race I was in against some theater co-workers. I don't know any way to quantitively measure this across the country though.

handsomejoe

handsomejoe

Mesa, AZ
December 2004

MAY 18, 2007 04:59 AM

I would, but it gets kind of hot here in AZ during the summer. Me and my crew have November beard club where we grow awesome beards for the month, and then shave them into even better mustaches.

lint737

lint737

Hollywood, FL
July 2004

MAY 18, 2007 05:58 AM

AndersWolleck said:
here's a good beard



It took me fucking forever to get that joke. I almost asked. That was like a joke grenade for the slow(mostly me). Well played sir.

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

DEC 21, 2007 01:53 PM

So, I guess you guys forfeit?

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

DEC 21, 2007 03:42 PM

MrGinger said:
So, I guess you guys forfeit?



Fuck that, I haven't trimmed since October 20th.

PHEDG

PHEDG

I'm lost
March 2003

DEC 23, 2007 12:47 PM

Damn I wish I had seen this before I shaved this summer.