So I was bopping around Yahoo Personals tonight and ran across this ad. I can't tell if this is a real ad or just random words thrown together. Perhaps some website like the Oz Prison Bitch generator. Dunno.

I the young, beautiful, bright and intelligent girl. In my appearance bright exotic paints and the gentle fragile soul sensitive to all fine and raised are combined. I am very romantic and with hope I wait from a life of realization of the dream, to meet the person who could appreciate me and grow fond the purest{*cleanest*} and sincere love.

At me good both gentle disposition, and tremendous sense of humour. Near to such the girl as I to you never is necessary to miss and your life will not be monotonous . We shall live brightly and beautifully, giving each other our feelings and emotions, and we shall enjoy dialogue.
I very much refined girl. I like to decorate the life beautiful things, including my external image and conditions of my house. In my vase always there is a bouquet of fresh colors. I am very romantic, I love silent melodious music which constantly sounds in my house.

At me in a life it is a lot of interests also there is a purpose to continue the education. I dream to achieve much in this life due to the purposefulness and strong will.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

SEP 12, 2005 09:32 PM

Maybe she's a bank teller from Nigeria and is going to give you lots of money?

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT

August 2003

SEP 12, 2005 09:33 PM

I like to decorate the life beautiful things, including my external image and conditions of my house. In my vase always there is a bouquet of fresh colors.

This is awesome. If it's real, she probably wrote it in her own language and used some website to translate it. Definitely deserves a hello. Invite her to the site!

judypatricia

Brookline, MA

January 2004

SEP 12, 2005 09:34 PM

BatAttaK said:

...and we shall enjoy dialogue.

Sign me up.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

SEP 12, 2005 09:34 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Maybe she's a bank teller from Nigeria and is going to give you lots of money?

Or sell you Viagra and Cialis.

antisocialfem

Atlanta, GA

September 2005

SEP 12, 2005 09:36 PM

Hee hee, hilarious and a little sad!
Sucky Sucky long time?
She's probably cool though. Go for it!

[Edited on Sep 12, 2005 by antisocialfem]

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

SEP 12, 2005 09:37 PM

Translation is a good word. Maybe it was written by someone who doesn't understand the English Language at all. Just used a ________ to English Dictionary.

antisocialfem

Atlanta, GA

September 2005

SEP 12, 2005 09:39 PM

PaulNikon said:
Translation is a good word. Maybe it was written by someone who doesn't understand the English Language at all. Just used a ________ to English Dictionary.

What's sad is we have this problem at work sometimes. Our website is in about 12 different languages and the translation service we use isn't always that great

threejane

San Francisco, CA

November 2004

SEP 12, 2005 09:46 PM

I approve of this thread.

But where are the AYB jokes?