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Mirtzig

Mirtzig

Kansas City, MO
July 2005

SEP 11, 2005 06:58 PM

KaliDoom said:

Mirtzig said:

I would have to say this would be my choice if I were a lesbian




I think porn has confused you into thinking that lesbians actually DO like penis and are only licking eachother to turn on a man so she can get some.



In real life...lesbians don't like penis.


Yes, but don't be deceived. These penis attatchments are actually made of plastic. There is absolutely nothing male about these artificial playthings. In fact if you'll notice to the right of the dildo selection there is a friendly little love nodule that looks nothing like a penis.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

SEP 11, 2005 10:13 PM

The Lesbians I know have enjoyed riding me.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

SEP 12, 2005 12:41 AM

BTW, based on my upbringing in northern california, lesbians drive SUVs. and live in suburbia.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

SEP 12, 2005 08:40 AM

Sophie_Sass said:
The cars that I remember my mom owning:
Toyota Celica Supra
Acura Vigor
Acura Type R (her mid-life crisis car)
Honda Civic (current)

I guess she's different from your lesbians. OMG! Could this mean that *gasp* lesbians have different preferences and aren't all the same, just like everybody else?!?!

[Edited on Sep 09, 2005 by Sophie_Sass]



It could, but then what would we make a thread about?

The lesbians around here are college students and thus drive glorified radioflier wagons held together with duct tape and blood sacrifice, just like everyone else.

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

SEP 12, 2005 08:47 AM

This show company recently opened a branch in town... Kinda sounds like a lesbian superhero...

Deichmann tongue

PerilSensitive

PerilSensitive

Houston, TX
March 2003

SEP 12, 2005 08:53 AM

I just wanted to drop in and profess my love for lesbians. love

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