We all know girls have openings in between thelegs

?

Now I'm scared.

This site was supposed to make vaginas less perplexing, not more.

female news anchors act like tombstones so we at home don't think we have a shot at the vag?

All her base are belong to somebody else.

*You are now entering the Twilight Zone*

put down the magnetic poetry and step away from the fridge

If you read her journal entry, it all starts to make sense.

edited to add as many of these as I can cram in:

[Edited on Sep 08, 2005 by StickyRice]

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[Edited on Sep 09, 2005 by Vauxhall]

Nice.

Uh huh. You're trying to pull me into a ProperNoun-type situation so you can kick my ass. No way, Josie.

I just can't stop chortling.

Chortle chortle chortle.

Seriously.

Even more chortling.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Best journal comment evarrrrrrr.

*chortles off his chair into the floor, holds sides and chortles some more*

This clears up everything, I embrace you warmly!

Now ... something pretty terrible has happened in Siniapolis, as Gemini has made us aware. I think we should get behind her on it.

Just reading this again is giving me massive fits of the chortles.

*CMFAO*

OOOHHHHH she's from Montreal....learning english...now I get it

The Smiths would have us believe that pretty girls make graves, but really, the fact is that pretty newsreaders make tombstones.





I think.

My head a-splode.

up with hope, down with dope.

Mommy.... the scary lady is making me sad!

No no, see that's the thing...the rest of her entries are totally coherent, so I don't get what the hell is goin' on. I think she gets how to speak english, I just think she's hammered...

Reminds me of my first acid trip. Should've never tried typing...I thought the keys were trying to eat my fingers, so I kept trying to type faster.

The Edit: Okay, after reading it throgh again, I wanna amend the "coherent" part...maybe she's lucid because she's a poet...I dunno.

[Edited on Sep 09, 2005 by Vauxhall]