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SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

SEP 08, 2005 09:33 AM

MetaTag said:
It kills the germs you get from rimming your gf biggrin



His g/f has germs... eww... I'm going to put some more aftershave on.

hopelessC

hopelessC

Greeneville, TN
June 2005

SEP 08, 2005 10:27 AM

don't use the stuff myself. and for closing the pores thing this is how i do it and my face is baby ass soft when i do shave. use hot wter to shave with, then when you are done use cold water to rinse your face ( or whatever body part ) off. smooth as glass and no need for aftershave. and i still have no idea what it does?

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

SEP 08, 2005 11:23 AM

MetaTag said:
It kills the germs you get from rimming your gf biggrin



But does it kill the germs I get from rimming YOUR girlfriend?

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:18 PM

zing!

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:19 PM

I'm glad I don't have to shave my face. Just my legs, giner, and arm pits. Sometimes I'd rather just shave my face instead. Good thing I don't have to though.... yet... eeek

camdenroad

camdenroad

I'm lost
November 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:22 PM

use aftershave balm if you don't like aftershave itself. it is so much more soothing

filtertwister

filtertwister

Los Angeles, CA
April 2004

SEP 09, 2005 12:34 AM

So what have we learned from all this? Aftershave is bullshit and don't buy it.

thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

SEP 09, 2005 12:37 AM

CrazyWhiteGirl said:
I'm glad I don't have to shave my face. Just my legs, giner, and arm pits. Sometimes I'd rather just shave my face instead. Good thing I don't have to though.... yet... eeek




"giner" hee hee

alpo

alpo

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 09, 2005 01:48 AM

thorr74 said:

CrazyWhiteGirl said:
I'm glad I don't have to shave my face. Just my legs, giner, and arm pits. Sometimes I'd rather just shave my face instead. Good thing I don't have to though.... yet... eeek




"giner" hee hee



It's like the evil twin of "vadge."

cerebro

cerebro

Australia
August 2005

SEP 09, 2005 02:15 AM

Root_Beer said:
I would seriously consider killing a person if it ment I would never have to shave my face again.



i would consider this too

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 09, 2005 08:34 AM

Root_Beer said:
I would seriously consider killing a person if it ment I would never have to shave my face again.



I would consider this if I didn't have to shave my legs or armpits EVER, EVER again.

And if my cooch could magically grow hair or lose all of it depending on my mood each day.

Back on topic, aftershave smells awful and gives me a headache. So does cologne. And perfume. I hate it. All of it.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

SEP 09, 2005 08:38 AM

it burns like a motherfucker when you masturbate with it.

Kittie

Kittie

Stow, OH
August 2003

SEP 09, 2005 08:41 AM

lastpenguin said:
it makes you feel a man, every day




hmm, and i thought it was having a penis. miao!!

MistahPrince

MistahPrince

Chicago, IL
February 2005

SEP 09, 2005 09:08 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
it burns like a motherfucker when you masturbate with it.



Ouch.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 09, 2005 09:10 AM

Ok... the expert must comment.

Aftershave is an alcohol-based product, it constricts blood vessels in your skin, reducing the appearance of shaving rash and helping close up any nicks and cuts faster. It also makes you smell nice. The constriction, however, dries your skin.. so if you have a problem with dry skin you should use...

Shaving balm. Balm soothes the burning/discomfort that can follow shaving as well as mosturizes your face .. giving it a healther appeareance. I prefer balm, because I don't like my face to have that tight dried out feeling.

If you're that clumsy and still cutting yourself frequently while shaving I'd recommend using a styptic pencil or Liquid Band-Aid to close the cuts fast.

Feel free to join Razor Brush Lather - SG's male grooming group.

DeadBilly

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA
February 2004

SEP 09, 2005 10:06 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
it burns like a motherfucker when you masturbate with it.



Jesus wept! Wow. And I complain about it burning my face. eeek

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

SEP 10, 2005 02:02 PM

toothpickmoe said:

DrGonzo2000 said:

toothpickmoe said:

DrGonzo2000 said:
It burns yet makes your face smell like little angelfarts.



Angelfarts make excellent coffee creamers.




Ain't that the truth!



Seriously. And who ever heard of free coffee creamers?



IHOP and Denny's

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

SEP 10, 2005 02:10 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
it burns like a motherfucker when you masturbate with it.




ya the first time I shaved my pubes I stupidly used aftershave...it stung like a mother fucker.

comiddle

comiddle

Calgary, AB
September 2005

SEP 10, 2005 02:32 PM

Anton said:
You can't wax your face. You might've been joking spacey, but I don't want anyone to go out and try it. It'll invariably end in tragedy. Or in having heaps of unused, useless wax.



Funny story relating to this. In high school, my current girlfriend decided to wax her upper lip. It took a layer of skin with it and left a stash shaped scab/rash for a week. She told people she fell and got rug burn.

It's a good thing my girlfriend doesn't use this site...

nogodsnomanagers

nogodsnomanagers

United Kingdom
August 2003

SEP 10, 2005 02:34 PM

alpo said:

thorr74 said:

CrazyWhiteGirl said:
I'm glad I don't have to shave my face. Just my legs, giner, and arm pits. Sometimes I'd rather just shave my face instead. Good thing I don't have to though.... yet... eeek




"giner" hee hee



It's like the evil twin of "vadge."



nah, vadge is definitely the evil one. shudder.

Sophie_Sass

Sophie_Sass

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

SEP 10, 2005 02:42 PM

Anton said:
You can't wax your face. You might've been joking spacey, but I don't want anyone to go out and try it. It'll invariably end in tragedy. Or in having heaps of unused, useless wax.


You realive that women wax their faces every day, right? I don't see why it would be so difficult for a man to do/have done.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 10, 2005 07:09 PM

adamcore said:
it feels great. The ladies love old spice aftershave. Seems to lessen post shave irritation. . .



nothing hotter than a clean shaven tough guy that smells of old spice when you get near him.

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