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filtertwister

filtertwister

Los Angeles, CA
April 2004

SEP 08, 2005 12:16 AM

What the hell is it meant to do? Every time I look at a bottle, it never explains what it does other than you splash it on when your skin is raw and missing a layer, it hurts like a motherfuckl, and you smell like a stick of deoderant for the next hour. I'm guessing it closes pores?

alpo

alpo

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 08, 2005 12:22 AM

It's BRACING.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

SEP 08, 2005 12:22 AM

filtertwister said:
What the hell is it meant to do? Every time I look at a bottle, it never explains what it does other than you splash it on when your skin is raw and missing a layer, it hurts like a motherfuckl, and you smell like a stick of deoderant for the next hour. I'm guessing it closes pores?


That would be my guess, too. Also a disinfectant for any cuts you may have sustained (including many tiny ones you don't feel or see), and since it dries your skin and tightens your pores, it probably makes your face look smoother. I don't use the stuff, personally, because to me it makes me smell like an old man.

[Edited on Sep 08, 2005 by Keith]

MetaTag

MetaTag

United Kingdom
September 2002

SEP 08, 2005 12:50 AM

It kills the germs you get from rimming your gf biggrin

life_returns

life_returns

Oakland, CA
April 2003

SEP 08, 2005 12:56 AM

it feels great. The ladies love old spice aftershave. Seems to lessen post shave irritation. . .

phoenixdown

phoenixdown

Seattle, WA
September 2005

SEP 08, 2005 01:12 AM

Who shaves? Honestly? Fuzzy is the way to go.

Root_Beer

Root_Beer

Seattle, WA
August 2005

SEP 08, 2005 01:22 AM

I would seriously consider killing a person if it ment I would never have to shave my face again.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:26 AM

Root_Beer said:
I would seriously consider killing a person if it ment I would never have to shave my face again.



Can't argue with that.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:32 AM

My beard is like a cup of coffee. Bear with me... Just when I get my goatee trimmed the way I like it, tapering to stubble, by the end of the day it's all grown out on my neck and itchy and I have to start all over again. Just like when you have a perfect ratio of milk and sugar in your coffee, the waitress sneaks up and refills it, ruining the carefully tended level.

I hate shaving.

Oh, and never used aftershave... Sorry.

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

SEP 08, 2005 01:32 AM

It burns yet makes your face smell like little angelfarts.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:33 AM

DrGonzo2000 said:
It burns yet makes your face smell like little angelfarts.



Angelfarts make excellent coffee creamers.

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

SEP 08, 2005 01:37 AM

toothpickmoe said:

DrGonzo2000 said:
It burns yet makes your face smell like little angelfarts.



Angelfarts make excellent coffee creamers.




Ain't that the truth!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

SEP 08, 2005 01:41 AM

DrGonzo2000 said:

toothpickmoe said:

DrGonzo2000 said:
It burns yet makes your face smell like little angelfarts.



Angelfarts make excellent coffee creamers.




Ain't that the truth!



Seriously. And who ever heard of free coffee creamers?

Volks

Volks

Bremerton, WA
July 2003

SEP 08, 2005 02:30 AM

I just use Listerine. Works good, and after it's done the job you can wipe it right off.

spacey

spacey

Saint Pierre And Miquelon
December 2003

SEP 08, 2005 02:52 AM


Root_Beer said:
I would seriously consider killing a person if it ment I would never have to shave my face again.




Just wax!
xosmile

Edited coz i'm such a tool, I quoted the wrong person.

[Edited on Sep 08, 2005 by spacey]

lastpenguin

lastpenguin

I'm lost
June 2003

SEP 08, 2005 03:04 AM

it makes you feel a man, every day

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

SEP 08, 2005 03:11 AM

You can't wax your face. You might've been joking spacey, but I don't want anyone to go out and try it. It'll invariably end in tragedy. Or in having heaps of unused, useless wax.

I've never used aftershave. It was put off by that scene in Home Alone 2. You know the one. Or was it the first movie?

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 08, 2005 03:15 AM

lastpenguin said:
it makes you feel a man, every day



I'd like to feel a man every day.

MistahPrince

MistahPrince

Chicago, IL
February 2005

SEP 08, 2005 03:51 AM

I swear, I'm the only person who enjoys shaving. It's rare that I'm able to get up early enough to use a proper razor, and instead have to fall back on my electric, but you just feel so squeeky clean.

lastpenguin said:
it makes you feel a man, every day



So does masturbation.

psychofox

psychofox

United Kingdom
August 2005

SEP 08, 2005 04:26 AM

When I was a wee nipper, I asked my Dad this question, and he told me that shaving opens the pores on your face, and aftershave makes them close up again.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 08, 2005 07:20 AM

It keeps the good folks at the Old Spice plant employed. And lets grandpa go another day without showering.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

SEP 08, 2005 07:29 AM

Sknow said:
I swear, I'm the only person who enjoys shaving. It's rare that I'm able to get up early enough to use a proper razor, and instead have to fall back on my electric, but you just feel so squeeky clean.

lastpenguin said:
it makes you feel a man, every day



So does masturbation.



I usually feel itchy, unevenly shaved, and generally digusted with myself.

And my aftershave is a lotion with spf15 and some other goodies in it.

Cecelia

Cecelia

Minneapolis, MN
June 2005

SEP 08, 2005 09:18 AM

Makes guys smell good. smile

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

SEP 08, 2005 09:29 AM

i think its to stop you smelling of BO,

but also it dsoe something to stop your pores being open or somthing
i dunno

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

SEP 08, 2005 09:32 AM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
My beard is like a cup of coffee. Bear with me... Just when I get my goatee trimmed the way I like it, tapering to stubble, by the end of the day it's all grown out on my neck and itchy and I have to start all over again. Just like when you have a perfect ratio of milk and sugar in your coffee, the waitress sneaks up and refills it, ruining the carefully tended level.

I hate shaving.

Oh, and never used aftershave... Sorry.



yeah... but next time, put a little more thought into your analogy.

tongue

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edit:
crap!
i hate being the first post of the second page.
um... no... i don't use aftershave.



[Edited on Sep 08, 2005 by Meaney]

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