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Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

DEC 17, 2002 12:21 PM

Let's say a girl has a nice chest, it's on display, y'know? Everybody can see. They say to themselves "That girl has nice boobs." But for a guy, nobody knows about your shit unless they were already gonna have get with you anyway.





lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

DEC 17, 2002 12:25 PM

I, by no means, have a big dick.

But one time I went to lunch with this girl. And afterwards she says that the way I was sitting made a bulge in my pants and she couldn't stop looking at it and was totally turned on and wanted to do it.

On another thread, I touted the benefits of claiming one has a small penis. That has, in one way or another, gotten me laid three times whereas stating I have a big dick has gotten me laid exactly ZERO times.

I still don't understand how acting like a big dick gets some guys laid.

Lil_Tuffy

screwmesa

screwmesa

Mesa, AZ
November 2002

DEC 17, 2002 12:25 PM

id say no but it would probably give the weak minded a self esteem boost.... bok but thats comin from an "average" guy biggrin

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

DEC 17, 2002 12:28 PM

Lil_Tuffy said:
I, by no means, have a big dick.

But one time I went to lunch with this girl. And afterwards she says that the way I was sitting made a bulge in my pants and she couldn't stop looking at it and was totally turned on and wanted to do it.

On another thread, I touted the benefits of claiming one has a small penis. That has, in one way or another, gotten me laid three times whereas stating I have a big dick has gotten me laid exactly ZERO times.

I still don't understand how acting like a big dick gets some guys laid.

Lil_Tuffy



It's a definite no. In person on a date I say nothing. Let them wonder. Girls have more respect for you if you do have something to brag about and you *don't*. And even if you're average, it doesn't matter *that* much.

sixsixty

sixsixty

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 12:30 PM

i by no means have a big dick either. and i have never had any problems with finding interesting, intelligent, and attractive girls to play with.

i think if you are looking for cheap dumb sex, then maybe a big dick could help??? iderno. if you are looking for girls like that.... however if you are looking for boys. then yes. big dicks do help a lot. unless you are going for the bottom. then who cares.

Amina

Amina

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

DEC 17, 2002 12:31 PM

No, and in fact a 'big dick' might do the opposite. But im thinking REALLY big. I do love the bulge you can see in guys jeans, I think Express makes their jeans so every guys package looks huge.

[Edited on Dec 17, 2002 by Amina]

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 17, 2002 01:04 PM

"Hey, sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"

Say that, and then just whip it out- let the woman be the judge.

wink

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

DEC 17, 2002 01:10 PM

it worked for Ron Jeremy didn't it?

Skuzzle

Skuzzle

Henderson, NV
December 2002

DEC 17, 2002 01:14 PM

I don't think having a big dick gets you laid more then how many times a small dick prevents you from getting laid.

::cries::

Grow god damnit!

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:16 PM

It's the best thing to base a relationship on isn't it?

whatever

Lesa

Lesa

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:16 PM

desidia said:
it worked for Ron Jeremy didn't it?



I don't get that at all. No matter how big that skrag's cock is, he wouldn't get within 100 yards of my muff.
He's a fat, ugly, filthy pig. whatever

Nofutcha

Nofutcha

I'm lost
November 2002

DEC 17, 2002 01:20 PM

maybe, but if all they wanna do is lay you cause you gotta big cock, then i doubt you'll have anything lasting

Takeshi21

Takeshi21

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

DEC 17, 2002 01:20 PM

Lesa said:

desidia said:
it worked for Ron Jeremy didn't it?



I don't get that at all. No matter how big that skrag's cock is, he wouldn't get within 100 yards of my muff.
He's a fat, ugly, filthy pig. whatever



No way! He's just the everyman! wink

complainey

complainey

Grand Rapids, MI
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:22 PM

GoatsGoToHell said:
It's the best thing to base a relationship on isn't it?

whatever



well, i don't think he's asking if it'll get you a relationship. he asked if it'd get you laid. truth of the matter is, it depends on who you want to fuck. everyone is different. for me it'd work tho, just in case you..you know..have something to tell me! ::wink wink nudge nudge aroooba aroooba:: love

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:25 PM

Well even if it does, you best know how to use it without killing a girl or else you won't be getting it again. =P

I've met more girls hesitant about a large penis than ones just dying to jump on it.

fallen1carus

fallen1carus

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:38 PM

no fuckin' way. if a guy mentions his big cock, i'll think he's an egotistical, stupid-ass mofo, AND you can tell that all that's on his mind is getting you in the sack.

big dicks are totally overrated. you can totally work your groove with even a small penis. and some girls might be scared off by a big dick... we're talking sensitive areas here, and that can really hurt.

Lesa

Lesa

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:43 PM

Takeshi21 said:
No way! He's just the everyman! wink



Dude, if he was the "everyman" I would be gay.

Snow

Snow

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

DEC 17, 2002 01:46 PM

hahaha.........yeah can you imagine a little ball-cleavage hanging out the pants! yeah baby that guy has a nice package.

eyes will get you laid. real sexxxy ones. trust me.

prettyb0y

prettyb0y

Nashville, TN
December 2002

DEC 17, 2002 01:49 PM

My opinion - A big dick is as important to enjoyable sex, as alcohol is to an enjoyable party. I've been to many dry fun parties and sucky wet ones. However in the end(no pun intended), the booze helps.

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 01:59 PM

All I know is my dick should get me laid 'cause it's purrrrrrfect.

Not to big not to small one size fits all.

biggrin -x

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

DEC 17, 2002 02:53 PM

It gets me laid! Man, whenever I have a big dick I'm always right there.

Oh, is this a question for guys?

screwmesa

screwmesa

Mesa, AZ
November 2002

DEC 17, 2002 03:12 PM

ELpH said:
Eh, ferfucksake, not another 'big dick' thread! What about the strife in East Timor? What about the outbreak of terminal gum disease in Rhodesia? Aren't there more important things to discuss?

Mein gott, all ze talk of beeg villies arount here....




mein gott! die ziegen sind kaputt!!!!

screwmesa

screwmesa

Mesa, AZ
November 2002

DEC 17, 2002 03:19 PM

ELpH said:

screwmesa said:

ELpH said:
Eh, ferfucksake, not another 'big dick' thread! What about the strife in East Timor? What about the outbreak of terminal gum disease in Rhodesia? Aren't there more important things to discuss?

Mein gott, all ze talk of beeg villies arount here....




mein gott! die ziegen sind kaputt!!!!



Ich habe einen famously ausreichenden Penis. Ich würde lieben, Sie zu zeigen. Möchten Sie ihn sehen?



ooooooooooh biite bitte puke

shinydemon

shinydemon

San Jose, CA
June 2003

DEC 17, 2002 03:19 PM

YES! we all know the size doen't matter thing is bullshit. I was with this girl who thought I had a big dick. After we fucked for the first time she told all her friends. From that day on, all her friends looked at me different. As soon as we broke up.. I had like 3 girls she worked with calling me. The ones I went out with would say.. so and so says your big... it will get you laid.

phaedraeos

phaedraeos

Ithaca, NY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2002 03:43 PM

there was a maxim test a few issues ago where they sent out men with

a baby
a puppy
a hot car
a cucumber in biking shorts

who do you think picked up the most girls?

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