self destruction might be the answer

okay fight club fans boast your most destructive moments.

all the drugs, burns, scars. self destruction rules

I melted my skull once with a bic. I then poured the skully soup into a paper mache' of the pre-melted skull shape.

(real answer- I started smoking cigarettes.)

the faster you fall the higher you fly

i destroyed 5 cars, a van and a boat with a tire iron cause i was bored.

I chopped off my little sister's finger with a lawn mower (it was an accident, but it was definately my most destructive moment)

In April as I was drivign back from a rather frustrating weekend I said to my friend 'I feel like destroying something beautiful.'

No more than an hour and a half later did I crash my parents new car into someone else causeing $8000 damage to my car and totalling the other guys car.

I wasn't trying to get into an accident at the time... it just happened.

I destroy everything...

I am captain ruin.

"I am Jack's broken heart"

[Edited on Aug 26, 2005 by illrevue]

Well, there was that suicide attempt a couple months ago...

Burnt down a basement with my buddy..I think we were about 6 or 7.

Tip: Dont bother to piss on burning fiberglass insulation and dont play with matches.

I accidentally cut my labia today while shaving. Damn soapy recklessness.

i've had a few completly drunken self destructive moments. theres beent ime when i've blacked out and the people who were with me said that i kept saying that i wanted to die and or let me die. i dont drink like that anymore and i'm assuming i just said that probably because i was so drunk i felt like death. i've never been drunk from liquor again since that incident.

I have this morbid desire to put my hands under paper cutters, jump in front of buses, etc... just to see what it feels like.

when I come here

I destroy furniture with a pair of sledgehammers. You can use two sledge hammers at once to break things. It's all in the technique and the rythym.

i once nicked my scrotum while i was trimming in the area. pretty scary

Once when I was 14 years old I punched a hole in the wall because my sister insisted on turning it to the Flintstones right in the middle of a Run-DMC video I was watching, which I hadn't seen before. True story.

Stupid remote control dibs...

i once broke my brothers finger on one of his birthdays and he couldnt ride the roller coasters at the amusement park it was an accident thou he shouldnt have tried to look big in front of his girlfriend. not my most destructive moment as funnily enough ive broke quite a few peoples fingers over the years but they were all jerks so who cares

I'm proactively self destructive in addition to traditional means. Treading water when you should be swimming to shore.

Neglecting to create anything saves me the time of destroying it later.

Blew up a slush Puppie Machine ( Which then shorted out a till ) Ah, the wonders of Food Service.