I wanna hear some English Insults

So the English and American slang vocabulary differ obvioulsy. I gotta say I'm a huge fan of English swearing, insults, and debochery. So all you English out there I wanna hear some crude ass English insults, swearing, I'll beat your fuckin mug in with my Manchester United Soccer Jearsey on, with my pint of Bass in my hand, and what ever the bloody fuckin wankering lines you can come up with!

Pint of Bass?

Soccer Jerseys??

haha...

twatt.

What a tosser.

Yeah, pretty much add Bloody to any word or phrase.

Bollocks and arse are by far two of the best. Plus debauchery isnt really a bad thing. breaking in virgins... hmmm. anyways.... english insullts depend pretty much depend on the area, as im sure it does in america. northern insults and southern insults are generally the biggest divide..

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?

but "the dogs bollocks" means somethings good right?

[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 by Destro]

indeed.

Football chants are often the best.
Are you west ham, are you west ham, are you west ham in disguise!?
was a good taunt to the Chelsea boys in the season opener.
I'd imagine it only makes sense if you know anything about english football.

Wanker, Tosser, Bastard, Arse, Southern Ponce, Bollocks to you.
Fuck off you twat.

Just watch some Blackadder

Cheeky bastard

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, you tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms.

Oh Reginald!


I DISAGREE!!

SOD OFF, YOU GIT!

A few months back...from a Welsh Guy that wanted to fight me after a perceived insult to his Aussie mate....

Welsh Guy: Hey Mate, you're taking the pub out of me mate.

Me: What?

Welsh Guy: You're taking the pub out of me mate.

Me: How do you mean? I can tell by the tone of your voice that it's bad, but i don't know what you're saying.

I heard an English person say 'tosspot' and 'gobshites'. i think they were insults.

^^^ tosspot = wanker
i always liked "prat" "git" and "bugger me with a pitchfork"
most of the other ones i used growing up have already been mentioned...

but "the dogs bollocks" means somethings good right?

yup

and for the record, i came here expecting us to be insulting english people...

forget that. Rhyming slang is where it's at.

I'd write some here, but I'm not acutally any good at come up with it.

dirty American.

now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!

stupid blighter.