Hollywood: Stop Reading My Mind!!

Seriously!

My favorite movie of all time turned into a franchise by the director of Earth vs. Spider? Some people talk about dreams, but those people are usually pansies in wheelchairs who know nothing about Dalton Vauss.

Sometimes, pain DOES hurt.

You didn't happen to catch this little gem while it was in town did you?

Oh, and feel free to strip me of the requisite amount of cool points for missing your play on the apex of Dalton's phylosophical education.

I wanted to SO badly...but i missed out.

Will Kelly Lynch be naked in this one too?

If Swayze's in this one, I'm betting on a broken hip before production wraps up.

i hope they use Bruce LeeRoy instead.