Who would you fight?

Probably 99% of the people on SG will recognize this scene from Fight Club…

JACK
If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?

TYLER
Alive or dead?

JACK
Doesn't matter, who'd be tough?

TYLER
Hemingway. You?

JACK
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

Question...
If YOU could fight any celebrity or fictitious character, alive or dead, who would it be and why?

My answer...
I’d fight Darren Stevens from the old Bewitched TV series because he was such a weenie for getting mad at Samantha when she used her witch powers.

I would fight Eva Longoria. I'd fuck her shit up too.

George Fuckin Bush..I would get sooo fucking mean with him...

the dali lama

the dali lama

Can't I just berate them, like I do everyone else?

Emanuelle Lewis. He'd kick my ass, and everyone would have a good time laughing about it for years to come.

[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 by oddyophile]

I’d fight Prince, just cause I’m pretty sure I can take him.

Pillow fight with Tina Fey.

James Lipton.

Jesse James the bike builder.

Oprah

Wimpy. You know, the hamburger guy.

Sure, if you don't mind them eventually posting on a message board about how they want to kick your ass.

I would fight Frank Stallone's character from Barfly...what a dick!

I'm picturing a furry animal draped as if boneless over a tree branch.

*goes up and punches melted llama*

I'd wrestle with Eliza Dushku.

As far as straight-up hostile fight, I think Tom Cruise has been talking out of his ass and shitting out of his mouth a lot lately, so I'd gladly engage in fisticuffs with him.

And for a fight that would make a great story, getting into a brawl with Mr. T would be cool. Problem is, he's such a good guy, you'd always come off looking like a total asshole if you fought him. But tusslin' with B.A. Baracus would be a great yarn to spin anyway.

I want to change mine to Ray Ramano.

i'd fight the entire silliness board for not putting me in the fucking movie.

What... a movie...no one told me we'd be filming this or I'd have put my pants back on


What the...what kind of hotel is this?

[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 by MessyJessy]

^^^ i wish our bathroom was that fucking clean.



...and thanks, enfant.

I bet that guy uses the kind of stuff with the scrubbing bubbles...they scrub it, so you don't have to!

I'd fight Peter Griffin.

Orville Reddenbacher. that old bastard can go straight to popcorn hell as far as i'm concerned.

Him and those windbags from Orange Cunty Crapper. They all piss me off just by there existance.