I need a new hat.

I need a new black ball cap. No trendy, corporate, chain store, etc styles. No fucking "trucker" or Nascar caps allowed.

Anybody know of a small online retailer or shop with a cool product line that needs to be promoted that I could purchase from?

I would much rather support the little guy.

i need a new hat... one that wont make me sick

I long for a black trilby hat, but unfortunatly my head must be some kind of strange shape as I have yet to find one that fits and I can't afford to get one made special like

I'm sure American Apparel will come up with something soon.

And ball caps are weak. Get yourself a bowler.

Get a Bowler, dude!! Bring back the Bowler!! Society went to hell after men stopped wearing hats!

Get a bowler, stogie and cane!! Now that would be SWEET!

I wore a bowler when I was in Shaw's Heartbreak House and decided to wear it around everwhere, due to the fact that I'd shaved my head into a tonsur to play an elderly man. It was a pretty awesome hat.

Did you get the chick?

Top hats are for dandies and fops.

I think you might have a point here. I also believe that we should bring back gloves so that I can challenge people to a duel by slapping them across the face with them.

Nah, Mazzini rejects Hesione Hushabye's advances, due to his faithfulness to his deceased wife. He's a bit of an idealist. It's my "type", the romantic, the cuckolded husband, the faithful husband. *sigh*

Not to mention keeping our hands from getting dirty.

And being able to appraise the cleanliness of a domicile by drawing the index finger across a horizontal surface to gauge the degree of settled dust.

Mr. Peanut is Dandy.

[Edited on Aug 20, 2005 by SirPsychoSexy]

I love tophats!

Hey! I like my topper!

I think I need a new heaaaaaaaaaart.

Are you a dandy and/or a fop?

Couldn't be further from it. I look like one of those stinky bikers from "Pee Wee Herman's big adventure"

Hell Yeah! Also bring back walking sticks so that we can take swipes at urchins that come too close. Damn it I was born a hundred years too late!

And for braying on the bar in a crowded pub.

"Landlord, two flagons of your finest ale...!"

Mind you, all that'd get ya round here is yer teeth pushed down your throat...

I think you might have a point here. I also believe that we should bring back gloves so that I can challenge people to a duel by slapping them across the face with them.
Not to mention keeping our hands from getting dirty.

And being able to appraise the cleanliness of a domicile by drawing the index finger across a horizontal surface to gauge the degree of settled dust.

Hell Yeah! Also bring back walking sticks so that we can take swipes at urchins that come too close. Damn it I was born a hundred years too late!

And for braying on the bar in a crowded pub.

"Landlord, two flagons of your finest ale...!"

Mind you, all that'd get ya round here is yer teeth pushed down your throat...


Would that be before or after I'd slapped them round the face and challenged them to pistols at dawn?