Roommate Angst...

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SHE TOOK THE FUCKING SHOWER CURTAIN!!! I know it wasn't hers... Goddamn, I'm sick of spending money on shit that should've stayed here... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT DAMN GODDAMMIT!!!

No, this guy wins. God I hope for his sake he made that up, but I doubt it. Some things are just so bizarre they must be true.

Feces, you mean baby mice...?

That reminds me a little of a house party my best friend had about 5 years ago, when he invited people from his college course round. There was a lot of general drinking and movie watching, but nothing too extreme, until the next morning, and someone went to use the bathroom...
Someone had not only shat in the bathtub (nearly 4 feet away from the toilet) but also rubbed feces around the toilet seat
We soon found out who it was, and his only defence was "I think I had a bit much to drink, I'll go..."
My friend didn't let him leave until he had cleaned up all the feces, and no one in the group ever saw or heard from him again

I fuckin hate roommates. I had the scum of the earth for a while. Then I lived by myself for 6 months and it was aaaaaaaaawesome. Then I moved in with my bf for a few months and his roommate is such a bitch ass. Well not that bad, he just watched the food network all the time and never cleaned up anything or took the trash out. Now we're moving into our own place next week. Damn this was a boring post. Ummm who wants baby stew?

I didn't walk in on my roommates boyfriend using my toothbrush, but he did use it... And my towel, about 5 times, 3 after I told him not to... I can't be the only one who is absolutely fucking sick of the significant others of roommates acting like it's their place to fuck up and never clean up...

I had a roommate that took the shower curtain rings and toilet paper .

Get this, the reason she moved out was she couldn't stand living with me,because We never had sex, believe me I would have but she and my girlfriend were friends and I was friends with her boyfriend.WTF

need a replacement? I'm housebroken . . . .