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JohNNY_417

JohNNY_417

Bellingham, WA
May 2005

AUG 16, 2005 09:45 PM

So my roommate is moving soon, and she's packing up everything... INCLUDING HALF OF MY SHIT!!! I dunno if she's as absent-minded as I've always thought her to be, or what... I understand some of the Kitchen stuff, I mean we've live together for so long I get confused at times... But I went to brush my teeth this morning, and my toothpaste is gone... MY FUCKING TOOTHPASTE!!! Who takes toothpaste??? Irrational angst I know, but damn, I guess I could be as shitty of a roommate as she is, but AHHHH!!! Doesn't it sometimes seem like roommates go out of their way to piss you off??? Sorry, just felt like ranting...

Terrorist

Terrorist

USA
November 2004

AUG 16, 2005 10:01 PM

Roommates are annoying. One of my two roommates left the past week (while I was out of town) and took a bunch of my shit too. I know how you feel. But we've learned a valuable lesson... STEAL FROM YOUR ROOMMATES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEY STEAL FROM YOU!

Rocketeam

Rocketeam

I'm lost
July 2005

AUG 16, 2005 10:10 PM

Once I walked into my roommate fuckin the hell out of his girlfriend, we sorta stared into eachother for a coupla minutes, then I started laughing my ass off, they just ran into the bathroom and stayed there all night.

PullOffMyWings

PullOffMyWings

HOPEFUL

Mission Viejo, CA

AUG 16, 2005 10:13 PM

I always have roomate issues, but I won't even begin to go into them now. those of you who know me and read my journal know what I means.

AKA - roomates suck!

noone_3383

noone_3383

Charlotte, NC
June 2004

AUG 16, 2005 10:23 PM

slit her throat while she sleeps...that'll teach her to take your shit

patissier

patissier

I'm lost
June 2005

AUG 16, 2005 10:24 PM

come on, it's way too easy to hate a roomnate

JohNNY_417

JohNNY_417

Bellingham, WA
May 2005

AUG 16, 2005 10:51 PM

Phat_Tony said:
slit her throat while she sleeps...that'll teach her to take your shit



Jesus fucking Christ, I'm not that mean... Maybe slip a chunk of beef into her veggie crap, or maybe just a little broth so she'll never know... Haha, I know I'm at least that mean...

ragefilledmuffin

ragefilledmuffin

Aurora, IL
November 2004

AUG 16, 2005 11:04 PM

Good roommates are so hard to find.

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

AUG 16, 2005 11:20 PM

My roommate is on this site, sooooo....

Roommates are awesome! I'm totally sad that we are both moving to seperate apartments this week. What ever will I do without my fantastic roommate

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 16, 2005 11:33 PM

My roommate just announced that he's moving. I KNOW this is bound to happen. frown

Sentri

Sentri

Aurora, CO
July 2005

AUG 16, 2005 11:40 PM

My roommate needs to pay rent and clean. Simple tale.

Helly

Helly

Australia
December 2004

AUG 17, 2005 12:21 AM

Terrorist said:
Roommates are annoying. One of my two roommates left the past week (while I was out of town) and took a bunch of my shit too. I know how you feel. But we've learned a valuable lesson... STEAL FROM YOUR ROOMMATES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEY STEAL FROM YOU!



thats a gem!
biggrin

gutterman

gutterman

Austin, TX
August 2003

AUG 17, 2005 06:55 AM

Go to the bookstore, and browse the magazines. Pull out all of the little subscription cards. Fill them out with the roommate's name and new address. Mail them in.

Won't it be funny when her little mailbox gets JAM packed every day with "Diabetics Monthly" and "Bait Fisherman's Guide"...

hermetica

hermetica

Cook Islands
January 2004

AUG 17, 2005 07:00 AM

gutterman said:
Go to the bookstore, and browse the magazines. Pull out all of the little subscription cards. Fill them out with the roommate's name and new address. Mail them in.

Won't it be funny when her little mailbox gets JAM packed every day with "Diabetics Monthly" and "Bait Fisherman's Guide"...



Heh heh..me likes.. biggrin

Except I'd be making those subscriptions be for the cheeziest porn mags I could find.

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

AUG 17, 2005 07:05 AM

gutterman said:
Go to the bookstore, and browse the magazines. Pull out all of the little subscription cards. Fill them out with the roommate's name and new address. Mail them in.

Won't it be funny when her little mailbox gets JAM packed every day with "Diabetics Monthly" and "Bait Fisherman's Guide"...




I'm going to remember this. I may have a good use for it soon.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 17, 2005 07:13 AM

SadistikArtard said:
So my roommate is moving soon, and she's packing up everything... INCLUDING HALF OF MY SHIT!!! I dunno if she's as absent-minded as I've always thought her to be, or what... I understand some of the Kitchen stuff, I mean we've live together for so long I get confused at times... But I went to brush my teeth this morning, and my toothpaste is gone... MY FUCKING TOOTHPASTE!!! Who takes toothpaste??? Irrational angst I know, but damn, I guess I could be as shitty of a roommate as she is, but AHHHH!!! Doesn't it sometimes seem like roommates go out of their way to piss you off??? Sorry, just felt like ranting...



Maybe you should tell her that she's packed up some of your stuff. You know... before she ACTUALLY disappears with it.

darkayngel

darkayngel

Carmel, NY
August 2005

AUG 17, 2005 07:17 AM

i'd be pissed...find HER toothpaste, and squirt it on her favorite chair. but really, if you already noticed, i agree with freakpirate, take it back before she actually gets away with it.

PuddinCat

PuddinCat

Riverside, NJ
July 2005

AUG 17, 2005 08:08 AM

hehe the toothpaste!! Why the hell would you take the toothpaste??

Runk

Runk

Inver Grove Heights, MN
January 2004

AUG 17, 2005 08:16 AM

I suspect that I am probably the annoying roommate in my situation...

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 17, 2005 08:22 AM

Tell her that she has your stuff and get it back.

And keep and eye on all your stuff - also when she leaves make sure you are there, or she may take your cat - or whatever else you really love....

My ex room mate took my cat mad

PetiteParadox

PetiteParadox

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

AUG 17, 2005 08:34 AM

Oh hell no, you're not being irrational at all! I go nuclear when someone touches my possessions without asking. I'm all for lending and giving, but you better damn well ask first! Since she's moving out, you have nothing to lose by confronting her. I'd confront her about it asap before anything else disappears. If push come to shove, strike back - lock up everything you love and start taking her stuff.

I lucked out with my roommate, especially considering I found her on Craigslist. She's awesome. Conveniently almost everything in the apartment is mine, so I know that if she moves with more than two small shoe boxes, something shady is going on. I trust her implicitly though. Except for the cat. She adores the cat. I'm a little concerned about possible custody issues when we part ways.

miao!!

PetiteParadox

PetiteParadox

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

AUG 17, 2005 08:34 AM

Lior said:
My ex room mate took my cat mad



It always comes down to pussy.

Rocketeam

Rocketeam

I'm lost
July 2005

AUG 17, 2005 08:57 AM

I made a comic about my roommate and his venereal disease situation.

Please tell me if the link dont work.

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

AUG 17, 2005 09:05 AM

I once lived in a shared house with 6 other people, one of the guys who lived right at the very top of the house wasnt paying his rent so my landlord went to evict him after sending countless letters one day. My housemate in attempt to stay superglued the doorframe of his bedroom and nailed planks of wood across it. He stayed like this for about 4 days until the food and water he had ran out playing music at full blast, he also peed out of the window on my landlord. It was very exciting.

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

AUG 17, 2005 09:06 AM

Rocketeam said:
I made a comic about my roommate and his venereal disease situation.

Please tell me if the link dont work.



and no it doesnt frown

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