Roommate Angst...

So my roommate is moving soon, and she's packing up everything... INCLUDING HALF OF MY SHIT!!! I dunno if she's as absent-minded as I've always thought her to be, or what... I understand some of the Kitchen stuff, I mean we've live together for so long I get confused at times... But I went to brush my teeth this morning, and my toothpaste is gone... MY FUCKING TOOTHPASTE!!! Who takes toothpaste??? Irrational angst I know, but damn, I guess I could be as shitty of a roommate as she is, but AHHHH!!! Doesn't it sometimes seem like roommates go out of their way to piss you off??? Sorry, just felt like ranting...

Roommates are annoying. One of my two roommates left the past week (while I was out of town) and took a bunch of my shit too. I know how you feel. But we've learned a valuable lesson... STEAL FROM YOUR ROOMMATES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEY STEAL FROM YOU!

Once I walked into my roommate fuckin the hell out of his girlfriend, we sorta stared into eachother for a coupla minutes, then I started laughing my ass off, they just ran into the bathroom and stayed there all night.

I always have roomate issues, but I won't even begin to go into them now. those of you who know me and read my journal know what I means.

AKA - roomates suck!

slit her throat while she sleeps...that'll teach her to take your shit

come on, it's way too easy to hate a roomnate

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm not that mean... Maybe slip a chunk of beef into her veggie crap, or maybe just a little broth so she'll never know... Haha, I know I'm at least that mean...

Good roommates are so hard to find.

My roommate is on this site, sooooo....

Roommates are awesome! I'm totally sad that we are both moving to seperate apartments this week. What ever will I do without my fantastic roommate

My roommate just announced that he's moving. I KNOW this is bound to happen.

My roommate needs to pay rent and clean. Simple tale.

thats a gem!

Go to the bookstore, and browse the magazines. Pull out all of the little subscription cards. Fill them out with the roommate's name and new address. Mail them in.

Won't it be funny when her little mailbox gets JAM packed every day with "Diabetics Monthly" and "Bait Fisherman's Guide"...

Heh heh..me likes..

Except I'd be making those subscriptions be for the cheeziest porn mags I could find.

I'm going to remember this. I may have a good use for it soon.

Maybe you should tell her that she's packed up some of your stuff. You know... before she ACTUALLY disappears with it.

i'd be pissed...find HER toothpaste, and squirt it on her favorite chair. but really, if you already noticed, i agree with freakpirate, take it back before she actually gets away with it.

hehe the toothpaste!! Why the hell would you take the toothpaste??

I suspect that I am probably the annoying roommate in my situation...

Tell her that she has your stuff and get it back.

And keep and eye on all your stuff - also when she leaves make sure you are there, or she may take your cat - or whatever else you really love....

My ex room mate took my cat

Oh hell no, you're not being irrational at all! I go nuclear when someone touches my possessions without asking. I'm all for lending and giving, but you better damn well ask first! Since she's moving out, you have nothing to lose by confronting her. I'd confront her about it asap before anything else disappears. If push come to shove, strike back - lock up everything you love and start taking her stuff.

I lucked out with my roommate, especially considering I found her on Craigslist. She's awesome. Conveniently almost everything in the apartment is mine, so I know that if she moves with more than two small shoe boxes, something shady is going on. I trust her implicitly though. Except for the cat. She adores the cat. I'm a little concerned about possible custody issues when we part ways.

It always comes down to pussy.

I made a comic about my roommate and his venereal disease situation.

Please tell me if the link dont work.

I once lived in a shared house with 6 other people, one of the guys who lived right at the very top of the house wasnt paying his rent so my landlord went to evict him after sending countless letters one day. My housemate in attempt to stay superglued the doorframe of his bedroom and nailed planks of wood across it. He stayed like this for about 4 days until the food and water he had ran out playing music at full blast, he also peed out of the window on my landlord. It was very exciting.

and no it doesnt