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NEWS: Hilton Retires Tinkerbell

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impboy

Los Angeles, CA

September 2003

AUG 16, 2005 10:35 AM

i want lorne michaels to go on SNL and offer paris and eminem $4001.15 to do a rhyme-off over the beat of "without me" or that beat nas paid 2 mil for. honest, i'd be all over that shit.

[Edited on Aug 16, 2005 10:36AM]

Jacqi

Houston, TX

November 2004

AUG 16, 2005 10:54 AM

I heard tinkerbell wasnt is good enough health to travel so much? rumor?

cop_n_blow

USA

July 2004

AUG 16, 2005 11:01 AM

only $6,500 bucks reward for the missing dog? in her money, i bet that's like a normal person offering a $5 (or less) reward. she must really love that dog.

MistiDawn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

AUG 16, 2005 11:20 AM

i hate this girl so much

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

AUG 16, 2005 11:24 AM

Too funny.
She gets a new dog and it hits the international news.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

AUG 16, 2005 11:35 AM

Well he's French.. so you know he likes Paris.

I'll bet he wants to show her the "Picard Maneuver."

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

AUG 16, 2005 12:16 PM

What, no Butters dressed like a teddy bear? Aw fiddlesticks!

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

AUG 16, 2005 05:07 PM

Well he's French.. so you know he likes Paris.

I'll bet he wants to show her the "Picard Maneuver."

Hahahahahaha.

I sort of wish I didn't get that joke. . .

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

AUG 16, 2005 05:26 PM

That is definitely not hot. She is the most boring person on the face of the earth.

Tegan

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 16, 2005 06:05 PM

oh god.

XanderPhoto

Camp Dennison, OH

June 2005

AUG 16, 2005 08:55 PM

So wait, so when she gains a few pounds after getting married, does that mean her husband can hold a press conference in which his "people" state that Paris has simply gotten too big and has been sent to live with her mother and that he has found a smaller, less annoying woman?

Has Woody Allen already done this?

yumchen

Klamath Falls, OR

August 2002

AUG 16, 2005 09:06 PM

filmnoir1

Los Angeles, CA

April 2004

AUG 16, 2005 09:28 PM

FunkySkunk said:

[Edited on Aug 16, 2005 7:51AM]

Nobody gets poor Paris. This is a NEWER - SMALLER - DOG.

NEWER.....

Fraiya

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

AUG 17, 2005 01:05 PM

Aww poor puppy. What a cunt-face.

llouys

Brazil

August 2003

AUG 17, 2005 01:18 PM

size matters

lanks

Canada

May 2005

AUG 17, 2005 01:53 PM

You know I would ask someoen to kill her but I think nature will sort Paris out for herself.

Well that will happen as long as Darwin is correct.

[Edited on Aug 17, 2005 by lanks]

Melly

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

AUG 17, 2005 02:14 PM

Further proof that Paris Hilton is garbage. I don't feel sorry for the dog. It has and will live better than I ever will. Pity.

GahansGirl

HOPEFUL

La Mesa, CA

AUG 17, 2005 04:21 PM

She's the type of person that should never own a animal or adviertise a breed, if it was for her I could only imagina a whole animal shelter filled w/3 year old "small" breed dogs

Platy

USA

August 2004

AUG 18, 2005 01:27 AM

Damn, i feel bad for Disney! Paris is just not wholesome family fun

girlflamingo

Australia

June 2005

AUG 18, 2005 05:58 AM

thats so mean. well, okay obviousley the dog isnt being completely mistreated or anything. But tinkerbell chihuahuas have feelings too.

fluxuation

Ottawa, ON

April 2005

AUG 20, 2005 09:17 AM

I think that my mom would retire me before her dog.

Poor puppy. Now it won't get press coverage in addition to it's extravagant lifestyle. If only all people were treated half as well as that fugly dog...

Aeres

SUICIDEGIRL

Japan

AUG 20, 2005 09:43 AM

I hate Chihuahua's. Or any other little yappy bastard dogs.
Give me a newfie or a dane any day.

I &hearts; Cpt. Picard though.

Prowlus

United Kingdom

September 2004

AUG 22, 2005 11:29 AM

heres pic of her new pet

Prowlus

United Kingdom

September 2004

AUG 22, 2005 11:30 AM

heres pic of her new pet

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