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SomeOneUK

SomeOneUK

United Kingdom
June 2004

AUG 15, 2005 03:17 PM

Paris Hilton has swapped her lap dog for a smaller, newer dog. Apparently it had grown too large and is now living with Paris' mum.

Fickle Hilton has downsized to a newer model called Bambi, who is apparently much easier to co-ordinate with her evening ensembles.

"(Paris) only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too big," a mate said to New York magazine.

Tinkerbell first hit the headlines in August last year, when she went missing in Hilton's West Hollywood neighbourhood. The distraught hotel heiress was so upset she stumped up a $6500 reward for the pampered pooch, who was found a week later.

In June, Hilton referred to Bambi as Tinkerbell's "boyfriend" but it was clear even back then that Tinkerbell knew the score.

Trucker_Fiction

Trucker_Fiction

Normal, IL
December 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:06 PM

puke


why can't she just vanish off the face of the earth?

howdidigethere

howdidigethere

Oroville, CA
June 2004

AUG 15, 2005 09:14 PM

Trucker_Fiction said:
puke


why can't she just vanish off the face of the earth?



because youd miss hating on her.

[Edited on Aug 15, 2005 9:14PM]

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

AUG 15, 2005 09:16 PM

what's the big deal? aren't dogs and other pets supposed to be owned only as accessories?

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 15, 2005 09:16 PM

mad what a bitch...
can the world trade her in on a newer cuter and less nasty version...

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 15, 2005 09:16 PM

how can a chihuahua possibly get too big? they only grow to be like five pounds.

dirtyground

dirtyground

Chicago, IL
August 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:21 PM

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:21 PM

Thistle said:
how can a chihuahua possibly get too big? they only grow to be like five pounds.



the phrase "How can [blank] possibly [blank]?" seems to come up a lot with this lass.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:22 PM

Hepburn said:



For shame, you sully the name of the greatest captain of the starship Enterprise. *shakes head*

JII

JII

Arlington, VA
August 2005

AUG 15, 2005 09:26 PM

Better than Kirk? whatever

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

AUG 15, 2005 09:28 PM

way better than Kirk.

Beatnik

Beatnik

Venice, CA
August 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:28 PM

Nay, the greatest captain to ever pilot a vessel of exploration!

AndrewB

AndrewB

Victoria, BC
August 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:30 PM

That poor dog... Any animal forced to live with her must be considered cruelty.

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

AUG 15, 2005 09:41 PM

thoughtcriminal said:
That poor dog... Any animal forced to live with her must be considered cruelty.




wait til she gets a husband.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

AUG 15, 2005 09:44 PM

Beatnik said:
Nay, the greatest captain to ever pilot a vessel of exploration!


Magellan could totally kick his ass.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 15, 2005 09:47 PM

Lior said:
mad what a bitch...
can the world trade her in on a newer cuter and less nasty version...



If you folks are all through with that version of her, I'd be happy to take it off your hands.

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 15, 2005 09:49 PM

catdad said:

Lior said:
mad what a bitch...
can the world trade her in on a newer cuter and less nasty version...



If you folks are all through with that version of her, I'd be happy to take it off your hands.



Yes please.
I'll give you cookies if you do smile

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:49 PM

Hepburn said:



Cant. Stop. Laughing.

DarthSmurf

DarthSmurf

Saint Petersburg, FL
December 2003

AUG 15, 2005 09:55 PM

Hepburn said:



I'll bet Picard means "hit" in the non-slang sense of the word.... biggrin

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

AUG 15, 2005 09:55 PM

First her dog, then her pussy?

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

AUG 15, 2005 09:58 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

Beatnik said:
Nay, the greatest captain to ever pilot a vessel of exploration!


Magellan could totally kick his ass.



Gel-in'?



[Edited on Aug 15, 2005 11:00PM]

Cathedral

Cathedral

Toledo, OH
August 2005

AUG 15, 2005 09:59 PM

"(Paris) only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too big," a MATE said to New York magazine.



HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

AUG 15, 2005 10:00 PM

So...she's a bitch.

wottan

wottan

Vancouver, BC
July 2004

AUG 15, 2005 10:00 PM

Her choice of a new pet being on news.com is a manisfestation of what is wrong with the world.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

AUG 15, 2005 10:00 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

Beatnik said:
Nay, the greatest captain to ever pilot a vessel of exploration!


Magellan could totally kick his ass.



Feh. Magellan couldn't even circumnavigate the earth without being killed by natives.

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