Drunk thread

I am, know some of you are...........postyour adventures from the nigh here

Not drunk, but definitely hung over... went to a show in Seattle last night, and the opening band sucked, so I wound up getting REALLY loaded to compensate. By the time the headliners came on, I was so shitfaced, I was dancing with everyone I could get my sweaty little hands on.

Sometimes im drunk. Not right now tho. Guess i should leave uh?

/apex leaves drunk thread

broke up a fight between my roommate and some spoda-be-a-toughguy. tryed talking to this girl that's infinitely interesting to me when i'm sober but boring as fuk when im drunk. got bored. no passion in our conversation tonight i guess. same tired ass people, differant tired ass night. doctor! i need 50c.c.s of inspiration! STAT!

we needed this post last night god dammit!

WHOA....trying to type when you're fucked up is HARD!!!! Uhhh...I got back from the club a little while ago . I'm trying to be all cool when messed up but I don't know how it's workin out . MUST go now!!! Be safe!!!!!!!

P.S. If you're REALLY from Blue Ball , PA....I've got a cool home made blanket from there . It's SOOOOOO cool!!!! Uhhhh..yeah . .......Uhhhhm....bye!!!!!

sometimes when im at parties that suck real bad i try to pretend that im earnest hemingway, drunk, at some late night party after a bullfight in spain. i picture all the people at the party to be contemporaries of hemingway. ill scan the room for f. scott fitzgerald ormiles davis or kurt cobain or gia. instead of picturing women naked; im picturing them in pearls with their hair in fingerwaves. inevitably someone speaks to me and ruins the whole facade of fun. does that ever happen to anyone else?

When I'm drunk and I get trapped in a bad conversation, I'm reminded of that one Seinfeld episode where they agree upon a signal to help get each other out by patting themselves on the back of the head. So occasionally I'll start doing that and hope that somebody recognizes the signal and tries to help me out. But nobody ever does.

yo thats a great idea!! those guys from seinfeld sure knew how to think on their feet!!

ha-ha, no I'm not really from blueball....the name just amuses me. I'm from New Jersey

you are my hero.

if I'm at a party that really sucks and I don't know the people too well.......and I'm really drunk....I'll leave 'em an upper-decker

Howdy, Kids

im drunker than usual tonight

yeah!! absolut

Sober, but I made out with a girl tonight. See my thread "I made out with a girl tonight"

Guinness is your friend. I got the hot barmaid's phone number

stop gloating

gloat, gloat, gloat!

see my journal

also, if somebody wants to download me an MP3, drop a line in the journal

not you .. mr.bill

It's not gloating when it happens once or twice a year.

drunk ppl suck.

any takers?

I suck beer

drunk and horny