Who does this Criss Angel asshole think he is?

Dude, you suck. David Blaine owns your soul.

David Blaine?

Shit, fool. You betta recognize.

Magic and magicians annoy the crap out of me.

Hey look at me i can hover!

Bite me houdini.

It's all about the Paul Daniels.



Now *that's* magic!

</obscure british light entertainment of the 80s reference>

His show is HILARIOUS!!! Its like the funniest thing on tv.
And his brother cried after one of his stunts...CRIED!

Great entertainment.

He's so cheesy. It's cracks me up. He's like a magic guido or something.

Listen, I don't-a do magic-a trick...and-a what did-a I ever do-a to
you?

[Edited on Aug 05, 2005 by Cash]

$100 says that this dude likes Dream Theater.

"Look at me with my factory Harley with no options. You want to be me!"

Things that went out of style in the 80's:

-Big hair
-Turquoise ANYTHING
-Harley Davidsons
-Sweat
-Sweaty dudes
-Sweaty dudes with no shirt

Bullshit.

No, I mean, Bullshit is like my favorite show ever. It's on tonight!

Aw honey, don't worry. Just remember that these men are NOT your friends.

Exactly.

he has a show where he performs lame david blaine-esque tricks, namely making himself and others levitate. i have watched this show several times and it just got more and more strange and hilarious.

just another stupid show, but i wonder how long it can last?

I think you'll back me up...who ever he is he's no Paul Daniels.

Am I right?

His skin tone PALES in comparison to Paul Daniels, but shit, days upon days in the tanning bed will do that to you.

Short northern conjurors need no tanning bed.

Just a jar of gravy powder, lukewarm water and a paintbrush. A passable tan and a manly cologne in one!

I like Criss Angel! Mind Freak!!!!

Who is not surprised though? ^^^^^^

Good God, how obnoxious are magicians? They're seriously the biggest load of dorks and tools imaginable. They make Trekkies and Mathletes look like King Big Dick Cool and the Super Brigade.

Officially the name of my new band.

Won't your old band, Ry Guy and The Gaytastics be upset?