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Onibubba

Onibubba

Hopkinsville, KY
October 2004

JUL 29, 2005 10:12 AM

Wanna see a comic book with a cybernetic ass kicking G Gordon Liddy, Ollie North, and Sean Hannity, trapped in the alternate reality of what would have happened had Al Gore won the 2000 elections? Of course you do!

In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L.

[...]

The New York City faction of F.O.I.L. is lead by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North, each uniquely endowed with special abilities devised by a bio mechanical engineer affectionately nicknamed “Oscar”. F.O.I.L. is soon to be joined by a young man named Reagan McGee.

Reagan was born on September 11th, 2001. He is the son of a NYC firefighter whose life was spared by attending his son’s birth. Reagan has grown to manhood in an ultra-liberal educational system: being told, not asked, what to think. With personal determination, which alienates him from his contemporaries, he has chosen the path less traveled…the path to the Right.

Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America’s administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden. Ambassador Bin Laden has announced that he plans a public apology for the “misunderstanding” of the events of 9/11. This apology will occur exactly 20 years to the minute the first plane hit the WTC; this will be on the observation deck at the newly renamed “Unity Tower” built on the hollowed grounds where the WTC once stood.

Tomorrow is September 11, 2021, the twentieth anniversary of the horror of 9/11, or as it has become more politically correct to say “the unfortunate events resulting from the uprising of middle-eastern fundamentalist Islam”. Just days before his arrival in NYC, Bin Laden made a brief visit to Iraq, now a nuclear power that is run by the vicious Uday Hussein. In Iraq, Bin Laden received a tactical nuke that is now contained in his private diplomatic briefcase. Bin Laden plans far more than an apology at the Unity Tower.



Wow. This could be the most amazing comic ever!

cabaretic

cabaretic

Birmingham, AL
March 2005

JUL 29, 2005 05:08 PM

This needs a video game attached.

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

JUL 29, 2005 05:14 PM



And I'm still not sure whether or not Liberality is meant to be taken seriously.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 29, 2005 05:20 PM

In a semi-related story, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

rottenart

rottenart

Norman, OK
February 2004

JUL 29, 2005 05:23 PM

too bad larry elmore sucks. based on the four page teaser from the site, this is sure to be a hoot.

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

JUL 29, 2005 05:44 PM

You're shitting me...

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

JUL 29, 2005 06:33 PM

Wow, all that work for something so colossally uninteresting and derivative.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JUL 29, 2005 07:51 PM

The idea that any of those chickenhawk pansies would actually fight anything themselves stretches believability beyond even comic book standards.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

JUL 29, 2005 08:21 PM

I'd say I'm surprised Larry Elmore did the covers, but having talked to him a few times... I'm totally not surprised he did the covers.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 29, 2005 08:31 PM

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Whatever it is, it's capitalizing on the partisan mindset which it condemns in its detractors!

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUL 30, 2005 02:45 AM

So very sad.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

JUL 30, 2005 02:48 AM

Furious_D said:
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Whatever it is, it's capitalizing on the partisan mindset which it condemns in its detractors!



Ha!

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

JUL 30, 2005 04:20 AM

wow. over the top much?
though i have been cracking up at vice president moore.

DoubleJesus

DoubleJesus

Fredericton, NB
March 2005

JUL 30, 2005 06:34 AM

vice president michael moore puke puke

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

JUL 30, 2005 06:37 AM

Im going to buy this.

Sounds a bit over the top, but should be reasonably funny.


Keith said:
The idea that any of those chickenhawk pansies would actually fight anything themselves stretches believability beyond even comic book standards.




I would agree with that for everyone except G Gordon Liddy. He's hardcore, and not quite right in the head. He's a little old to fight though, but that wouldn't stop him

jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JUL 30, 2005 07:49 AM

Umm, I think Team America: World Police already covered this ground.

"AMERRRRRICA -- FUCK YEAH!"

Kundalini

Kundalini

Kalamazoo, MI
June 2004

JUL 30, 2005 08:10 AM

I'd rather see the conservative right try to ban comics altogether than take them and try to make them their own. frown

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

JUL 30, 2005 08:24 AM

Kundalini said:
I'd rather see the conservative right try to ban comics altogether than take them and try to make them their own. frown



Not to worry, Kundalini... this is probably going to be a small run of comics. Talk-Radio Fans are going to buy it for the novelty value.

For quality Comics with a jingoist flair, buy 1940's Captain America. 'Nuff said.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

JUL 30, 2005 08:25 AM

jake_lex said:
Umm, I think Team America: World Police already covered this ground.

"AMERRRRRICA -- FUCK YEAH!"



Yeah, but that was meant to be funny.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

JUL 30, 2005 08:56 AM

Keith said:
The idea that any of those chickenhawk pansies would actually fight anything themselves stretches believability beyond even comic book standards.



HA!

semyaza

semyaza

Wildomar, CA
December 2004

JUL 30, 2005 08:56 AM

I can't decide wether to laugh hysterically tongue or throw up! puke

I mean, really...Sean Hannity? To even imagine he's a hero in any sense of the word is just plain WEIRD. surreal

firemoonfairy

firemoonfairy

Phoenix, AZ
May 2005

JUL 30, 2005 09:32 AM

Wow

[Edited on Jul 30, 2005 9:34AM]

wolvie26

wolvie26

Louisville, KY
March 2004

JUL 30, 2005 09:44 AM

Ummm.... being a comic book fan I think this'll bomb. Most comic book rreaders are of the more open minded liberal bent this is just a comic that the uptight bussiness man will buy for little johnny who will use it to start fires.

ChrisSick

ChrisSick

Philadelphia, PA
March 2008

JUL 30, 2005 10:20 AM

Anyone else find it amusing that two of the 'heroes' are felons?

El_Phantasma

El_Phantasma

Etobicoke, ON
July 2005

JUL 30, 2005 10:33 AM

Dude, I think I'm going to be sick, and avoiding buying new comics for a while. If you want a real comic that combines action, and INTELLIGENT social comentary, WITHOUT RUSH LIMBAUGHS (excuse my spelling) BITCHES, I sugest you read MARSHAL LAW! Excuse me......um....gonna..... puke puke puke puke puke

[Edited on Jul 30, 2005 10:35AM]

[Edited on Jul 30, 2005 10:41AM]

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