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Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

JUL 26, 2005 04:16 PM

You ever see an ad for a movie that's about to hit theaters, and you think, "How the fuck isn't this movie going straight to Blockbuster?" Go to video, go directly to video, do not pass theater, do not collect Oscar nomination.

Inspired by: Stealth. Fuck, that movie looks like it should be straight to USA network or FX or something.

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

JUL 26, 2005 04:17 PM

Van Helsing.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

JUL 26, 2005 04:19 PM

I watched March of the Penguins last night.

It was a glorified Discovery Channel special. Not bad by any means (okay, maybe a little boring at times), but it was just not special enough to be in the top 10 grossing films for the week.

It was nothing compared to The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, a much better bird story.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

JUL 26, 2005 04:29 PM

Cigarette said:
I watched March of the Penguins last night.

It was a glorified Discovery Channel special.

I'll cut you.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

JUL 26, 2005 04:55 PM

Cigarette said:
I watched March of the Penguins last night.

It was a glorified Discovery Channel special.

I'll cut you.

Did you see THe Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill?

robosagogo

State College, PA

September 2004

JUL 26, 2005 05:01 PM

Alone in the Dark. Poor Christian Slater. Poor Tara Reid.

ldwarren

United Kingdom

February 2004

JUL 26, 2005 05:03 PM

Is Stealth based on a true story?

Elisabeth

San Francisco, CA

December 2002

JUL 26, 2005 05:11 PM

Evolution with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore (flaming fucking TURD)
Wag the Dog (even with Dustin Hoffman)
Kung Pow Enter the Fist (even though it was funny)

I know that there are plenty more, but those are off the top of my head...

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

JUL 26, 2005 05:12 PM

Keith said:
Stealth. Fuck, that movie looks like it should be straight to USA network or FX or something.

Ugh...I would've said a sci-fi channel original.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

JUL 26, 2005 05:12 PM

Almost anything that involves Ashley Judd, Hugh Grant, or Sandra Bullock.

ero

United Kingdom

March 2004

JUL 26, 2005 05:22 PM

chronicles of riddick, piece of shit went on forever

Walker

Redmond, OR

March 2005

JUL 26, 2005 05:33 PM

Dreamcatcher, I hate this movie like no other.

ArgentumBlack

Lincoln, NE

March 2004

JUL 26, 2005 05:36 PM

Keith said:
Almost anything that involves Ashley Judd, Hugh Grant, or Sandra Bullock.

Don't forget halle berry or cindy crawford

prolegomenist

I'm lost

May 2005

JUL 26, 2005 06:10 PM

Keith said:
Almost anything that involves Ashley Judd, Hugh Grant, or Sandra Bullock.

Indeed.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

JUL 26, 2005 06:12 PM

Keith said:
Almost anything that involves...Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock.

lankakitten

Seattle, WA

December 2004

JUL 26, 2005 06:13 PM

Those 2 Batman films Shumacher did.

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

JUL 27, 2005 01:22 AM

Starwars 1-3

TheSeadog

Reunion

September 2004

JUL 27, 2005 04:03 AM

desidia said:
Starwars 1-3

Ha!

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

JUL 27, 2005 04:44 AM

The Devil's Rejects. I think I would have liked it more if it hadn't gotten a theatrical release.

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 27, 2005 05:56 PM

Equilibrium - yes, it actually was released in theaters.

SexyBeast

Covington, LA

July 2004

JUL 27, 2005 06:25 PM

Elisabeth said:
Evolution with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore (flaming fucking TURD)
Wag the Dog (even with Dustin Hoffman)
Kung Pow Enter the Fist (even though it was funny)

I know that there are plenty more, but those are off the top of my head...

Evolution was great. I'm happy I got to see that in theaters. I only wish I would have known about Kung Pow, when it was in theaters.

Napolean Dynamite, Queen of the Damned, Kung Fu Hustle, and many more that I can't think of, shouldn't have been in theaters.

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 27, 2005 06:31 PM

Elisabeth said:
Evolution with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore (flaming fucking TURD)

Evolutions owns you! Owns!

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

JUL 27, 2005 08:05 PM

Elisabeth said:
Evolution with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore (flaming fucking TURD)

A weird sci-fi script twisted into an awful comedy.

I can't tell if this is a reference to that film or not (the clip about 3/4 of the way through).

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY

July 2003

JUL 27, 2005 08:11 PM

Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid, and Troy should have been straight to television.

JusticeClown

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

JUL 27, 2005 08:53 PM

All I know is that Alexander shouldn't have seen the light of day, much less the light of a projector...

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