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ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

JUL 12, 2005 04:57 PM

MisterSatan said:

Shalome said:

Al said:
For a naturally blonde girl with big tits, I'm pretty good at math.



For a naturally blonde girl with big tits, I'm pretty good at computers.


For a guy who's good at math and computers, I have some naturally blond big tits.


i giggled way too much at that biggrin

Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

JUL 12, 2005 06:37 PM

i'm very well spoken for an aussie so I often get called 'english' or mistaken for some type of polite, clean living choir boy. Boy do they get that one wrong when I'm drunk, into the gutter and down the drain to the sewer we go...

chaoticdreamer4

chaoticdreamer4

Silver Spring, MD
February 2005

JUL 12, 2005 10:56 PM

I've started beating people to the punch about being a terrorist/raising oil prices/fucking camels/etc... when they find out I've got Pakistani heritage. It's actually kind of amusing to catch people off guard that way, and if someone is A) offended by it or B) thinks I'm degrading myself I probably won't be too worried about not continuing to interact with them.

[Edited on Jul 13, 2005 by chaoticdreamer4]

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

JUL 12, 2005 11:35 PM

I think the lesson we've all learned from me and other black folks in this thread is:

we can be dorks too! and not the type in velour.


Now we know.

GO JOE!!!

BigFloppy

BigFloppy

Hartford, CT
June 2005

JUL 12, 2005 11:44 PM

no, my asian dick is not small

yes, my italian dick is huge

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

JUL 12, 2005 11:46 PM

oh, but with black guys, they should go by Eddie Murphy:

"our shits is this big!" *hits low thigh.

mixed boys have good junk. I know from pers....err.....Porn!

yeah....porn.

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

JUL 13, 2005 12:57 AM

People know I'm from Louisiana, but they ask me where I'm originally from. They don't believe I'm from Louisiana, because I don't have an accent.

People think I am, or was, a druggie, because I forget what I'm saying half way through a sentence sometimes, never remember stuff, and sometimes stare off. Truth is, I've never done any drugs, I rarely use over the counter medication. I've just been hit on the head too many times and too hard.

When I was younger, I would wear all black. People thought I was trying to be goth.

People often think I have a large penis, because I often talk about how small it is.

A lot of people have thought that I grew up happy and with money, because I'm normally a happy, nice person. I think it's more, when you know how bad it can be, it's easy to realize how nice things are now and not let petty crap bother you.

BrooklynBabe

BrooklynBabe

Brooklyn, NY
April 2005

JUL 13, 2005 01:16 AM

I'm a tall black chick and I'm the most non-aggressive, and most soft-spoken person I know.

I'm an inch shy of 6ft and I don't play fucking basketball- stop asking!!! mad

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

JUL 13, 2005 01:36 AM

BrooklynBabe said:
I'm a tall black chick and I'm the most non-aggressive, and most soft-spoken person I know.

I'm an inch shy of 6ft and I don't play fucking basketball- stop asking!!! mad



Dammit! I forgot that one and it's the one that really annoys me.

I'm 6'3". I don't play basketball. I didn't play basketball in highschool. I don't like baketball. Just because I'm tall, does not mean I"m good at baketball.

coasterdu

coasterdu

I'm lost
November 2004

JUL 13, 2005 05:38 AM

unravled said:
So...you hate black people?



I laugh every single time I read that. biggrin

BrooklynBabe

BrooklynBabe

Brooklyn, NY
April 2005

JUL 13, 2005 06:39 PM

SexyBeast said:

BrooklynBabe said:
I'm a tall black chick and I'm the most non-aggressive, and most soft-spoken person I know.

I'm an inch shy of 6ft and I don't play fucking basketball- stop asking!!! mad



Dammit! I forgot that one and it's the one that really annoys me.

I'm 6'3". I don't play basketball. I didn't play basketball in highschool. I don't like baketball. Just because I'm tall, does not mean I"m good at baketball.



Even the asking I don't really mind- but then they follow with something like- "What a waste"
mad

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