Stereotypes and You

i giggled way too much at that

i'm very well spoken for an aussie so I often get called 'english' or mistaken for some type of polite, clean living choir boy. Boy do they get that one wrong when I'm drunk, into the gutter and down the drain to the sewer we go...

I've started beating people to the punch about being a terrorist/raising oil prices/fucking camels/etc... when they find out I've got Pakistani heritage. It's actually kind of amusing to catch people off guard that way, and if someone is A) offended by it or B) thinks I'm degrading myself I probably won't be too worried about not continuing to interact with them.

[Edited on Jul 13, 2005 by chaoticdreamer4]

no, my asian dick is not small

yes, my italian dick is huge

People know I'm from Louisiana, but they ask me where I'm originally from. They don't believe I'm from Louisiana, because I don't have an accent.

People think I am, or was, a druggie, because I forget what I'm saying half way through a sentence sometimes, never remember stuff, and sometimes stare off. Truth is, I've never done any drugs, I rarely use over the counter medication. I've just been hit on the head too many times and too hard.

When I was younger, I would wear all black. People thought I was trying to be goth.

People often think I have a large penis, because I often talk about how small it is.

A lot of people have thought that I grew up happy and with money, because I'm normally a happy, nice person. I think it's more, when you know how bad it can be, it's easy to realize how nice things are now and not let petty crap bother you.

I'm a tall black chick and I'm the most non-aggressive, and most soft-spoken person I know.

I'm an inch shy of 6ft and I don't play fucking basketball- stop asking!!!

Dammit! I forgot that one and it's the one that really annoys me.

I'm 6'3". I don't play basketball. I didn't play basketball in highschool. I don't like baketball. Just because I'm tall, does not mean I"m good at baketball.

I laugh every single time I read that.

Even the asking I don't really mind- but then they follow with something like- "What a waste"