Just when you thought this engagement between Tom Cruise and his business, oops, I mean life partner Katie Holmes couldn't get creepier, it does. Holmes poses for a layout in this month's issue of W magazine (it's a fashion magazine, not a magazine about our Beloved Leader) wearing a wedding dress. And, according to the article, she was accompanied to the interview by her "Scientology chaperone", a Jessica Rodriguez (if that is indeed her real name) who even answered questions for her at some points.

"Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase," Holmes says in W, on newsstands July 22. In the interview, a theme emerges with many similar comments, including "Tom is the most incredible man in the world."

Cruise, 42, and Holmes, 26, became engaged last month after the "War of the Worlds" star proposed at the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Holmes, who co-stars in "Batman Begins," has said she's taking lessons in Cruise's faith of Scientology.

"I'm learning to celebrate my own spirit, my own being," she says.

During the W interview, the actress wouldn't part from Jessica Rodriguez, who is described as her "Scientologist chaperone." Rodriguez's role in Holmes' life remains vague, though Rodriguez says they're "just best friends" since meeting around the time Holmes met Cruise.

"You adore him," Rodriguez told Holmes when the actress was at a loss for words to describe her love.

Just "best" friends. Uh-huh. Guess someone's gotta keep the Xenians at bay.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/08/people.holmes.ap/index.html

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JUL 11, 2005 07:48 AM

Oh no, a fake religion has claimed another fake person in its' tentacles.

Who gives a shit?

evilwillow

HOPEFUL

El Salvador

JUL 11, 2005 07:50 AM

that shit is just too creepy for words.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

JUL 11, 2005 08:06 AM

what a dipshit.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JUL 11, 2005 08:06 AM

Someone needs to abduct Katie, throw her in the back of a van, and drive her to a place where she can be unbrainwashed (yes, I just made up a word).

I think I'm up to it.

JohnFM1

United Kingdom

May 2004

JUL 11, 2005 08:10 AM

crispy said:
Someone needs to abduct Katie, throw her in the back of a van, and drive her to a place where she can be unbrainwashed (yes, I just made up a word).

I think I'm up to it.

If you 'unbrainwash' someone...is that the same as 'brainddirtying' them?

I'd like to dirty up someones brain....

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 11, 2005 08:10 AM

but.. but.. i really need her to fly the ship.

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

JUL 11, 2005 08:40 AM

jake_lex said:

Rodriguez's role in Holmes' life remains vague, though Rodriguez says they're "just best friends" since meeting around the time Holmes met Cruise.

She's Katie Holmes' "Rev. Don Magic Juan".

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

JUL 11, 2005 08:59 AM

Zoltan!!

sarahg

I'm lost

November 2004

JUL 11, 2005 09:03 AM

psychoholicagogo said:

Zoltan!!

hahaahahahaha.

don't pop those.

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

JUL 11, 2005 09:12 AM

JohnFM1 said:

crispy said:
Someone needs to abduct Katie, throw her in the back of a van, and drive her to a place where she can be unbrainwashed (yes, I just made up a word).

I think I'm up to it.

If you 'unbrainwash' someone...is that the same as 'brainddirtying' them?

I'd like to dirty up someones brain....

Ma'am, please, for your own good, watch Gigli. I know it's painful, but it's the only way to break your cult programming.

On a related note, Scientology Hentai?

Harmonix

Vancouver, BC

April 2005

JUL 11, 2005 02:05 PM

" You adore him"
Translation: I will eat your soul.

waldo

I'm lost

June 2004

JUL 11, 2005 02:37 PM

Harmonix said:
" You adore him"
Translation: I will eat your soul.

"will" ?