NEWS: Bald Knob Spankings Cause Arrests

CULTURE: Bald Knob Spankings Cause Arrests

Some people find spanking fun, but a Bald Knob Trucker ended up with bruised buttocks at his birthday party.

Wait, hitting someone = 'misdemeanor' but getting naked = 'felony'?

Great title :p

Nudity is HIGHLY offensive. Abuse is understandable... sometimes people are just asking for it.

what a pussy.

Happy birthday! I hope you don't mind that you can't be a trucker for the next several days.

Actual bodilly harm has occured and that was not consentual from the sound of things. However, is this so serious that the law needs to be involved?

I'm betting it's "obscene" because of the wonderful anti-BDSM laws passed in the eighties.

Consenting Adults have no right to privacy. If I see some guy commiting sodomy on his wife you can be damn sure that I'll be right in there, pulling that bastard off her.

DAMN RIGHT!!

Ugh... Dude needs to find new friends. And move. Bald Knob sucks.

Wait, so was the act consensual or not?

Wouldn't you just love to see the crime report for that, and which lucky fucker got to verify and record the victims injuries?

sounds like the friends consented but not the birthday boy

ahhhhhhhhhhh, gotta love strippers...same kinda thing happened to my husband on his birthday a few yrs back, but he wasn't complaining. in the end his boxers were ripped and the waist band was around his neck and he had about 14 strippers names written all over his body with a sharpie marker...gotta love strippers.

yeah, what a pussy. suck it up and slap the bitches back.

all the better reason for texas to be its own country, obviously traveling "Abroad" has warped these poor truckers minds.

Yeah, then the headline would read "Enraged trucker goes on abusive spree in local club" since we all know that if a man hits a woman for any reason he's a monster, but if a woman hits a man that's just funny.

Although many people think this guy is a "pussy" and should suck it up and move on, it sounds like this act was non consential which is a blatant disregard of human rights and should definately be taken up with the authorities.

I just think it's weird that the battering him bit is a misdemeanor and the getting naked bit is a 10 year felony.

ha!

Is Bald Knob and American town?

ha! until i read the linked story, i thought this had happened near where i live. we have a pulaski county, and bald knob is the highest point around this area.