Jobs/Fired

Six while studying, and three since. In those three I have been retrenched each time. The last was on the 23rd Dec. Merry Christmas. Wondering how 12mm stretchings go in an interview now. Guess I will know in the next couple of weeks.

I'm 28. Had 8 jobs. Fired 3 times. Once I was fired and went back to work the next day. My badge still punched me in so I went to work, the person who fired me noticed I was back and didn't say anything. I think I was there for another year.

I am currently on my 35th job.

My current journal is a full documentation of my employment history per request of a member.

Jordan claims she has me beat at 47 jobs and we are going to go into business together.

EXCELLENT!!!

I have gotten fired from my last two jobs...

only to find better paying jobs that may fire me someday.

22, 7 jobs, fired from one. I fucked up the cash machine and made a headache for somebody. At least I think that's why. My boss couldn't tell me in person, the fucking bitch.

35 jobs and fired by 16

I am clearly the winner

However a lot of the reasons why are strange like once for not sleeping with boss, "giving wrong advice about clit vibrators", eating a cookie before I paid for it, asking off for a family reunion, and being caught sitting down.

The one firing for threatening to rip a co-worker's head off and shit down her fucking neck and be waiting fo rher outside after closing to fucking kill you you motherfucking bitch in front of patrons is the only time I can say I might've really deserved it.

26, 23 jobs, never fired.

I forgot...


I now need a new one.

Anyone hiring?

I am 22, I have had 4 jobs and I have never been fired. Well, I take that back one of my jobs was a, "You're fired!" "I quit!!" Kinda thing.

I did that a couple times.

Once the fired me after I quit. Now that's bad...

Impressive. I think I'm on #34 but I'm a lot older than you.

23, 7 jobs, quit first one, laid of from second, moved away from third, 4th was fired for being late, 5th quite, 6th fired because It was the worst job ever and I'll never work in an office again, unless it has to do with art, and Im currently employed.

I'm 21. 3 jobs, 2 I quit, 1 I was fired from. For bullshit reasons. But that's neither here nor there.

I completely hope you're serious.

Also I think I'm in love.

I got fired once for being a bitch to a customer who wrote a long scathing letter... Once for pretending I had previously waitressed (at 17yrs) So, twice in ten years of employment and countless jobs. To be quite honest, I really would like to get fired from my current job ASAP.

25. Four jobs, never been fired, and never quit.

I freelanced for about 3 years, but four actual recurring steady paycheck from one company jobs.

Two were only when not in school, one went out of business, and my current one.

I've only ever done the same thing (web design) since I was 16, and briefly some programming before then, so I've never really had a job I didn't like.

[Edited on Jan 03, 2006 by AceTracer]

5 jobs - 8 firings! No, that's not backwards!

23 years old, 1 job. I don't the meaning of the word "quit".

21 Years old, 9 jobs, fired from one. I had this hell job for for four months, where I was just constantly running around and not getting paid for half of it. I finally went in to tell my boss I was quitting, and before I said anything he asked me to sit down and fired me. Whatever does it..

Edited because I forgot to say how many I was fired from... oops.

[Edited on Jan 04, 2006 by Elision]

29 - 8 jobs - 3 firings (all definitely my fault, but two of them was when I was 18, in college and a serious slacker)

[Edited on Jan 04, 2006 by PerilSensitive]

4 jobs, no firings... not serious jobs though, just summer work