5 things you would do if.......

Money were no object.


1. get Bush
2. buy a house/car for each state and make my rounds of one week for each state. +/-
3. Hold a mega-SG bash in 25 states and pay for any/all the girls to go on the tour.
4. Start a concert company that would be non-profit and all proceeds would go to poor/needy all across the world.
5. Pay for everyones SG accounts for life.

I know there are better things but this is what I came up with.

Whats yours?

1. buy mom new house and a '56 t bird.
2. buy myself a new house and a few new cars/trucks
3. buy Hot Topic, and close it.
4. Put all my younger cousins through school
5. start a new buisness in each of those cousin's chosen field, get it up and running so it would be ready to take over when they gat out of school.

1 Close down Heat Magazine
2 Buy the nicest 60's Mustang a can possibly get
3 Buy a damn sweet house here, in the US and Japan
4 End religion
5 End war

It's possible the a) no.4 will pretty much do no.5, and that b) they're both entirely unlikely no matter how much money I have...

1. Retirment package for my folks
2. House for my brother and sister-in-law
3. College fund/trust fund for my niece
4. House near the base of Mount Fuji with a big garden and Koi pond
5. Indian Scout motorcycle for when I want to head into the red light district.

I have simple tastes and simple needs

What does "Get Bush" mean?

buy a pot farm.
smoke the pot.
wonder what the fuck's going on.
i forgot the next one.

take him out of power and make him feel like a jerk?

but i was asking the OP.

I thought he was talking about buying hookers...

I was wondering, and if I were him I'd clarify because there's always the off chance that the secret service might stumble across that.

Open my own theatre and hire all of my most talented friends
Pay off my parents mortgages and buy my sister a house
Put my sister through sign language school
Start a theatre scholarship fund for the underprivelaged
Refurbish the human arcade game from Nick Arcade and play it ALL THE TIME

The NSA don't want him sleeping with hookers?

walk the streets of 12 major cities in europe
buy a new vehicle and drive across the u.s.
tour the malaysian peninsula, hong kong, tokyo, kyoto
buy a house
invest in my business

yeah i know, kinda more than 5, but this is what i'd like to do.

1. I would buy a house, as well as land... in Orkney Springs, VA near Shrine Mont on which I would have a modest but functional garden... and geraniums in hanging baskets around my porch.

2. Phat-ass house in Richmond. The End.

3. I'd publish my stupid poetry.

4. I'd quit my job.

5. Full copy of the OED would be mine!

if money were no object? I'm not quite sure what that means...I mean, money really isn't an object now, so why would removing the physical aspect of currency from money change anything...

if money offered no objections, in the traditional sense of the phrase "If money were not object" I'm pretty sure a few countries would go bankrupt, because let's face it, I think big.

1. I would build one of those cool space elevators I keep hearing about so I could periodically visit my monkey buddies from college.

2. I would comandeer every lab, particle accelerator and chemistry set in the pursuit of cold fusion, the cure to cancer, aids and malaria, and the discovery of whatever you wanna call the particle that makes matter matter.

3. I would gather together all of the nuclear weapons and have a massive fireworks celebration in honor of the opening of the space elevator commemorating the discovery of the above items.

4. I Would eradicate world hunger by feeding all the people who survived due to the discovery of those wonder drugs to the rich folks in bunkers (due to nueclear fallout from my fireworks display) in the form of very stylish crackers. (of course, nobody told them that the fireworks were millions of miles into space and, therefore, perfectly safe)

5. I would spend the rest of my life contemplating, trying to reconcile the fallacy of how, if money is no object, there were still rich folk. I would do this, of course, while driving around in my 67 different classic and rare automobiles on my private island in an undisclosed location with my massive scaramanga island compound playset in the rearview mirror (who says you cannot contemplate in style?)

you asked for it, those are my terms, now where's my space elevator!

1.) Buy large house in English countryside with plenty of room for horses.
2.) Buy horses, and continue collecting medieval weaponry.
3.) Travel the world.
4.) Excavate the underground springs under Glastonbury Tor for ancient relics.
5.) Buy unbelievably hot houseboys.

OK, so that means I would turn myself into Lara Croft. :-) Fine by me!!

1. Pay off my debts.
2. Buy me a house either in Decatur or Atlanta
3. Establish a trust for my niece and nephew to help with their education
4. Buy a 1972 Ponitac Firebird and restore it.
5. Travel the world.

1. Start publishing stuff by young writers like crazy.

2. Solar panels on every house, hybrids in every garage.

3. Kidnap all the meat and force everyone to turn vegetarian.

4. Get myself a bigass house with a bigass library.

5. Probably plastic surgery.

Shut it...

18 USC Sec. 871:

"...Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States..."

Explain to me how "get Bush" implies any of the preceding.

1.Pay off all debt
2.Open up a recording studio.
3.Get the kitchen remodeled for my Mom.
4.Sailboat for my Dad.
5.Front row seats to an Nine Inch Nails show with my sister.

1. Pee my pants and have someone clean me for money
2. Bang a ton of broads and pay someone to pay them
3. Eat cereal out of Tina Fey's butt and pay someone to pay her for that
4. Buy the San Jose Sharks and pay their salaries
5. Buy a samurai

i assumed it would be kind of like Get Shorty. except funny

haHA take THAT travolta!

pay off school and mortgages for my family. and probably my friends because i'm a sucker that way.

travel.

hire a team of brilliant scientists to find cures for shit.

initiate sustainable farming practices, community gardens, and sustainable freshwater consuption programs worldwide.

buy all evil corporations and turn them into good.

I would do the following in the following order:

1. Buy something famous and destroy it

2. Pay off my debt

3. Get more tattoos

4. Set aside money for my daughter to go through school

5. Get even more tattoos

1. I'd buy out every corporate farm I could get a hold of and turn them over to producing rice and soya, which is to say low impact, high yield food stuffs. And while we're at it, I'd subsidize every other damned farmer in the world with a decent wage.

2. Medicine. Lots of it. We'll start with multivitamins for everyone alive, and see where we can go from there.

3. I'd get some gengineers together and have them make me a plant that sweats oil and a plant that eats the biproducts of oil. I'd get them to make me some plants that eat the gasses that are currently wreaking havoc with the atmosphere. I'd get them to make me a plant that could be used to make building materials, cloth, paper, and maybe plastic while we're at it. And fuel. And I'd make damned sure that each plant had a very carefully tailored virus associated with it that would only effect that specific plant, should it do something unexpected and get too far out of control.

4. I'd get a police force together. I'd give them surveilance, mobility, and funding to put the most elite elements of the US armed forces to shame. And I'd task them to handle civil law enforcement anywhere that a nation would allow me to have them. Imagine VTOL Jets appearing out of the sky to enforce speeding and drunk and disorderlies. Satellite tracking keeping tabs on, oh, you know, all convicted felons. Unlimited funding for crime labs and public defenders. That sort of thing.

5. Mars. The moon first, of course, but Mars.

And If I had a sixth it would be unlimited funding for artificial intelligence programs.

And you know, I should have put education in their somewhere, but I didn't. Same for altenergy. And massive terrestrial reforming projects. If you gave me an unlimited access to money I would change to very face of the world, to the best of my ability.