Road House: The Play

This is a Tony-winner if I ever saw one

http://www.roadhousetheplay.com/index.html

"Cinema Classic"--

We're using that term very loosely these days, aren't we?

That's fucking brilliant on so many levels.

I only wish the MST guys had had something to do with this.

Dude, my dad loves that movie. I cannot say the same for myself, however.

That's fucking hysterical.

From Ron White ... something like 'Big bouncers, the kind that sit at home and beat off to Roadhouse ...'

Would that make this a burlesque show?

The guy playing Swayze's part:
Taimak is a martial arts master (7th degree black belt), a NY State kickboxing champion, personal trainer to Spory Spice and Madonna (and was the martial arts coordinator on her "Drowned World Tour"), choreographed the martial arts in Bush's "The Chemicals Between" and of course, was Bruce LeeRoy in the 80’s cult classic “The Last Dragon”. Since, he has done extensive film and television, and was Janet Jackson's love interest in athe "Let's Wait Awhile" video. He also wants to make it clear that he has fallen in love with the entire cast, and would like to thank his family, Landmark Education and Sifu Shi Yang Ming, USA Shaolin Temple. And he is very flexible.

Bruce Leeroy is nothing without Sho'Nuff.

i've heard of that and it sounds lovely. Road House is like only one of my favorite movies and so is the last dragon.

Worst. Head. Shot. Ever.