NEWS: Astrologer Sues NASA For $300M

CULTURE: Astrologer Sues NASA For $300M

In the wake of NASA's successful Deep Impact mission, a Russian astrologer is suing NASA for $300 million for fucking up her celestial mojo.

It's good to see that Russia is catching up in the ridiculous litigation department.

totally. my spiritual touch would definitly be back the way it should be with $300 million.

Funny how her personally gaining $300M would bring the universe back into alignment.....

money-hungry witch.

Dude, nasa totally weized on her gig, but now she needs to just chiiiiil, okay buuuuudy?

People: Fucking stupid.

AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

lets be serious here... say russia actually finds nasa acountable for fucking up her chakras... so what... are they going to submit a bill to the United States government? that would be a joke.

I think that the general public should be allowed to sue the filers of frivolous lawsuits, because it makes humanity look stupid and petty.

bitch probably didn't even know that comet existed till monday.

Waitaminute...when did comets have anything to do with astrology? Isn't that based on stars?

Doesn't she know that as the US we are allowed to blow anything we want, on Earth or beyond? Shes lucky we don't put a hole in HER comet if you know what im saying

she's a lousy astrologist anyway. if she were a good one, she would have knows nasa was going to do this before nasa even decided to do it.

Maybe she already knowws that she's going to be 300M richer...huh? huh?

people are so fucking stupid. if nasa has to pay this crackho 300M, it will be one of the biggest blows to the space program in years. they are already strapped for cash, and if they have to pay some retarded bitch 300 million dollars because they were doing very useful research, it will make this world look even sadder.


*I NEED MY SPACE!*

i work with the mentally retarded, I'm at work right now watching an individual with autism chew on his shirt. Don't lump the mentally retarded in with that bitch, Paul may eat clothes but he even he knows Nasa has less extra money than a highschool coke machine.

[Edited on Jul 06, 2005 11:20PM]

Ha ha ha... laugh all you want guys.

But she got Dead_Ringer to represent her.

NASA's fucked.

Failure.

Dear lord, please save us from stupidity, russian astrologers, and people called paul yacking up bri-nylon hairballs...

Simple. Increase the off set of the Heisenberg compensators. Silly.

NASA should offer her a free ride into space when the shuttle returns this summer or fall.

(hey NASA people if you are listening just pull a HAL 9000 and leave her out side the cargo bay once in orbit )

Planets I believe. Astronomy deals with stars.

Yep some kind of special stupid. Needs to get hit with a clue by fore or somtin.

[Edited on Jul 07, 2005 7:33AM]

300 million us dollars or russian cuz theres probably a big difference.

ps. i like to cooking.

^^ upon reading the article: it's 8.7 billion Russian rubles, which = 300M USD.

Ya know, she's not suing just NASA. She's effectively suing all the people of the United States. NASA money is taxpayer money, which means this is coming out of my and everyone else's pockets. Fuck her.

I saw this on the news, and my jaw sat open for a good minute.

I can't wait to see what happens with this. If she wins her suit, it'll obviously mean that Judgement Day is almost upon us.